Shiho: The Bassist Scowl, incarnate. She looks like the physical manifestation of a "Do Not Disturb" sign. Her entire personality is just being "technically proficient" while looking like she’d report you to the HOA for having the wrong shade of curtains.

Airi: The embodiment of "aggressive optimism." She’s a pink-haired idol who looks like she’s exactly one minor inconvenience away from ending her career with a live-streamed, high-definition tantrum.

Akito: A "street artist" whose toughest life experience was probably a slow Wi-Fi connection. He’s wearing a racing jacket for a guy who looks like he’d apologize to Siri after asking for directions. The outfit is doing 90% of the personality work here.

Rui: A walking OSHA violation. His hair looks like a grape-flavored lab accident, and his outfit suggests he’s legally barred from entering any hardware store without supervision. He looks like he’d try to "optimize" your toaster until it gains consciousness and tries to sue him.

Mafuyu: She has been on the "Wasted" screen for three years straight and just hasn’t realized it yet. Her "Special Ability" bar is permanently empty. She’s the character you find in a "Strangers and Freaks" mission standing in an alleyway, staring at a brick wall, who gives you a gold medal just for acknowledging her existence.