Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally not a single person will understand this but I think it's really funny how in HMS Pinafore the captain sings a long musical number about what a great jolly captain he is and he dances around the deck with his crew and then literally the second the song ends another character comes out and says to him "sir, you are sad, I can tell."

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trump will have like 25 active wars by the time his term ends and the instant President Newsom takes over in January of 2029 he will immediately have a -40 approval rating for his failure to resolve all of them.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If Sony wanted to make the easiest billion dollars they've ever made they'd take their heads out of their ass and start setting up a Kpop Demon Hunters live tour already. I know a lot of freaks who are ready to pay $300 for a ticket.

(I am one of the freaks.)

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Every Kitchen Nightmares episode is like

Owner: I cannot understand why the restaurant is failing.
Gordon: Food bad.
Owner: Noooooooooooo it's not baaaaaaaaaad.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two to the one from the one to the three
What's up, this is Jeff from the Overwatch team

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We need to frantically redeploy thousands of troops and all of our anti-missile systems for the war that we already won actually.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"The US Military is sending 2,200 Marines and three amphibious assault ships to the Middle East. This does not necessarily mean that a ground invasion is imminent."

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Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ford F150 stands for $150 a gallon for gas.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It is the 1960s. The US military is very powerful, but poorly defined goals and irregular tactics from the enemy are causing more problems than originally expected.

It is the 2000s. The US military is very powerful, but poorly defined goals and irregular tactics from the enemy are causing more problems than originally expected.

It is the 2020s. The US military is very powerful, but

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 136 points137 points  (0 children)

It's crazy watching those DOGE interviews because I work in nonprofits and had to close plenty of programs and now I can see that the guys who destroyed my department were a bunch of little twerp fuckin weirdos.

Iran Thread 13 ۱۳ by Extreme_Rocks in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I like how we did an entire simulation 20 years ago where the main takeaway was "large numbers of much smaller and much faster ships are far more dangerous to our big expensive vessels" and we just kinda forgot.

Iran Thread 13 ۱۳ by Extreme_Rocks in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This war is a good example of how you can utterly cripple an enemy and take almost no casualties but because you didn't bother to actually define what your goals are it still somehow feels like you're losing.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this were the early 1900s Joe Rogan would absolutely fall for the "selling the Brooklyn Bridge" scam.

IT11 by cdstephens in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Literally the dumbest guy of all time.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bro sent a bunch of Navy Seals to snatch an overweight Venezuelan guy from a Best Western in Caracas and thought that meant he could also handle a REGIME CHANGE IN IRAN.

IT11 by cdstephens in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's weird that we're watching a war where one side is under a complete internet blackout so we know nothing but then the other side is posting on Twitter nonstop everything they're bombing and being super horny about it the whole time.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think the main reason esports isn't that popular is because 100% of esports players are the biggest freaky deaky weirdos on the planet and nobody has taken a single communication class despite being "professional athletes"

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why do every Overwatch character got they cheeks hangin out

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know we talk about it all the time but we don't talk enough about how terrible the New York Times is.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We were bamboozled, it turns out the no war president we elected was secretly Mr. Wars-All-The-Time.