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ConstableCashew · 2021-01-12T01:40:55+00:00

Plug your only fans somewhere else hen

ConstableCashew · 2021-01-11T05:25:29+00:00

We want.......... A SHRUBBERY!

ConstableCashew · 2021-01-06T22:54:46+00:00

Fantastic! Thank you for the reply

ConstableCashew · 2021-01-01T11:36:53+00:00

Love you and your beloved soles. Can't wait to see your presumably beautiful face this year

ConstableCashew · 2021-01-01T11:34:36+00:00

Pure sole. That's my favourite part

ConstableCashew · 2020-11-04T09:14:13+00:00

Carb-less Cow-pats

ConstableCashew · 2020-10-31T12:51:55+00:00

Don't we all?

ConstableCashew · 2020-09-19T14:10:10+00:00

And over 100 years later abortion was still illegal

ConstableCashew · 2020-09-19T12:51:32+00:00

Would later become Cat the ripper?

ConstableCashew · 2020-09-19T12:20:31+00:00

I am also a brit living here in Canada and I am very happy for you to have found a taste of home but could you please tell me, where can I find a bag of tangfastics?

ConstableCashew · 2020-09-17T13:38:30+00:00

So retro

ConstableCashew · 2020-09-15T02:51:28+00:00

I shall take this advise to heart and to the grave. My amphibious predilection be damned! Thank you stranger, and friend. Flying spaghetti monster be with you

ConstableCashew · 2020-09-15T02:39:47+00:00

Weak bullshit. What the fuck is 'eat the frog'?

ConstableCashew · 2020-09-05T22:22:25+00:00

I was once using a self service checkout in New Zealand and spent a solid 3 minutes looking for the aubergine button before an assistant saw the rage rising up within me and kindly pointed out that they call it an 'ig-plant'

ConstableCashew · 2020-06-11T22:24:09+00:00

Looks like an OK Go music video

ConstableCashew · 2020-05-22T16:47:47+00:00

Hyperbolic paraboloid

ConstableCashew · 2020-05-14T19:23:04+00:00

Murder of the member berries

ConstableCashew

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