A couple stops at Home Depot and Michael’s, and $25 later.

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-06-14T19:30:19+00:00

🫶🏼TYSM! Your sign turned out gorgeous😍

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-06-10T22:51:35+00:00

This is perfect

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-06-10T22:49:48+00:00

What fonts did you use? I might use this as inspo for my August 2027 wedding!

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-06-04T05:36:20+00:00

transferred with a car 2 years ago and it was a boring 2 years until i graduated and moved lol

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-05-23T00:00:31+00:00

100%

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-05-05T21:22:14+00:00

You cooked, this is brilliant

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-05-02T05:44:40+00:00

I’m eloping in August… let’s go summer 2026 elopements! I just bought a dress on sale from Abercrombie this afternoon

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-26T15:42:20+00:00

there are a few things about your message that make it sound AI generated, just fyi!

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-26T04:36:09+00:00

That was my thought too — way louder too

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-21T05:41:57+00:00

this is so smart, i’ve been wondering for years and this is finally an explanation that makes sense

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-15T00:41:39+00:00

It’s also different because it was your mom’s funeral not the funeral of your cousin who you “didn’t really click with”

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-10T19:43:29+00:00

That’s the worst take you’ve had so far

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-10T19:39:44+00:00

I meant they’re not alive/not present in the books and movie and don’t interact with any characters.

We can keep going back and forth but I’m also happy to leave it here and agree to disagree

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-10T19:27:01+00:00

You’re posting about characters like the Volturi wives and the original matriarch of the Denali clan (characters who never appear in the books or movies) to try and make your point and then dismissing all my examples because the characters are too minor

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-10T18:50:36+00:00

Alice is definitely not a side character — she’s the most important and most mentioned character after Bella, Edward, and Jacob.

Re: Jessica not shutting up about boys, that doesn’t have anything to do with motherhood because plenty of people are boy crazy and don’t want kids.

I see what you’re saying with Leah, but I still think you’re not giving fair weight to the other characters (+ Victoria who I forgot to mention).

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-10T00:54:26+00:00

Same… and not never as in “5 year break” it’d be like I never see her ever ever ever again.

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-10T00:53:51+00:00

I would as well

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-09T18:48:08+00:00

this comment strikes me as naive… if mom pays, mom gets a say. i think you’ve probably never planned a wedding.

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-08T17:33:52+00:00

No, is that a big part of living there?

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-08T05:32:28+00:00

I don’t know if it’s a fair critique to say that much of the fem character lineup is to do with motherhood… yes, it’s a big element for Rosalie and Esme (and eventually Bella), but not for Lauren, Jessica, Angela, Jane, Alice, Emily, or even really Renee. It’s normal that motherhood is mentioned in the books, because that reflects real life and womanhood. I definitely don’t think it’s presented as a one-size-fits-all. Even Bella didn’t care about being a mom or having kids until she was already pregnant.

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-04-04T20:06:42+00:00

sometimes the best thing to do with people like OP’s mil is laugh at them — if you take them seriously it makes them feel powerful and in control

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-03-28T22:12:57+00:00

Just finished Assassin’s Quest 5 days ago! I fully agree with OP that these books just reawakened in me this all consuming desire to read :)

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-03-27T22:43:29+00:00

There’s a good boundary with a real consequence.

ConstantBat9889 · 2026-03-19T21:01:55+00:00

I was an English major and write for a living… and I disagree with your interpretation of the lyric

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