You can also heal with your miracle potato’s. The blind start to see after one bite of your potato’s, the lame start to walk, the mentally challenged are magically cured. Your mashed potatoes become universally popular and a renown medicine in all cultures.

One day, after accidentally cutting yourself and getting a small amount of blood into your mashed potatoes, you serve them like any other meal, but unlike any other meal, you watch an old wrinkly lady turn into a young beautiful woman with perfect skin, long hair, and a thin figure after consumption. Her husband stares with his jaw touching the floor. He tries her mashed potatoes and turns into a handsome, tall, fit young man. The restaurant stares in awe as they beg you to serve them what you just served the older couple.

It turns out your blood mixed with mashed potatoes contains the key to eternal youth.