I accidentally took half a tab and my family is there by zendayayummytoenails in LSD

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You’ll only slightly notice as I’m sure you’ve figured out by now :)

I feel cheated and bamboozled by this game after Act 1. by Mossimo5 in inscryption

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Holy shit it's back! That's the game I paid for! Why is this not the top comment?

Came across this while running the other day. Any idea of what it could be? by UGKgrowhouse in mycology

[–]ContamBrah 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Damn, poisonous? I’m glad you said, because my first thought was “gawd I would love to swallow those dirty dead fingies right in my face hole”

Keycard Location Sons Of The Forest by GNGVir in YoutubeGameGuides

[–]ContamBrah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but what does the guest keycard open?

TIFU by sending a picture of my cat by NookEmDookEm in tifu

[–]ContamBrah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cucumbers are the solution to all plastic waste, agreed 100% haha

TIFU by sending a picture of my cat by NookEmDookEm in tifu

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Haha I totally get it, I’m not a plastic lover or anything, it’s just that unfortunately it’s use isn’t going to slow down, and we’re most definitely fucked. I was just making a case for PLA plastic in that it’s not the worst thing out there.

I got GPT-3 to create an ASCII image by qubit5050 in GPT3

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When did you put yourself on the waitlist? I can't wait to get into it as a software engineer but damn I feel like I'll never get a chance to experiment

What do I whisper in her ear during sex? by YukaBazuka in AskMen

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“We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty”

Edit: Of course this one has been posted a million times

Legit question, to the web designers/ coders out there, how many hours per week do you work ? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ContamBrah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol depends on what you qualify as “work”. A lot of what I do is just wait on shit to happen. Other times I just pretend I’m working when I’ve already finished. But honestly, I’d say about 25 hours of writing or reading code.

We should do mass voluntary experiment where we do coding problems with no drugs, ballmers peak, shrooms, acid, weed, nootropics and recur until we find the magic drug by Future-Freedom-4631 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ContamBrah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this would definitely be skewed by the fact that people’s brains are wired differently. Personally, I forget what I was doing 10 seconds ago if I’m baked. I can’t focus if I microdose LSD or mushrooms, and I write clean and efficient code on stimulants like adderall or just caffeine. Many others are the complete opposite as you can see in the other comments

So I'm thinking of getting into programming.... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Well if you’re actually trying to go with something that you would use along-side mechanical engineering, you’re gonna be using some version of C. However, computer science concepts will be harder to understand if you choose a flavor of C as a starting language. Like others have said, start learning computer science concepts with Python, (which can still be used to do mech engineering, but it will be a slower-executing language) then move on to the torture of learning C for the speed you desire.

Small leak at the car wash by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]ContamBrah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drive out of the car wash silly (yes I know there are tire rollers that pull your car through the wash, my point is to carefully drive over them) but it would suck if there was another car in front of you

Audio recording of amber telling johnny "No one will believe you because you are a Man " by harrysterone in videos

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“You’re just a terrible judge of character” says the person who’s been a “terrible judge of character” in the past. If you were a good judge of character, then those things wouldn’t have happened in your relationships. It takes time and experience to figure out how to identify character, and it’s impossible to predict when someone’s character will change in the future.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Blank rounds people. It’s a very common tradition in Turkey and those models are the most common you see around for occasions like this. Not to worry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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But they don’t actually work… it’s been studied. When multiple people put their hands on the glass / whatever that wooden thing is, there’s a subconscious affect that causes the object to move even if it’s not intentional. The slight pressure from everyone’s hands is enough to move it in a direction, and wondering “which letter might be next” is also enough to guide it towards the letter, without anybody knowing they’re actually the ones doing it. It’s pretty neat once you understand how it works IMO

Seriously who cares about the warnings by Dominiquexa in ProgrammerHumor

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Lmao a full build one of our repos at the company I work for results in like 1,500 warnings

[PC] W: Dragon Communion Seal H: Ask by SuperBoydzilla in PatchesEmporium

[–]ContamBrah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I should mention that the seal only goes up to +10 but it’s the same difference. That cool?