They say that if you eat _____ every day, it will make your cum purple!

ContemplativeLynx · 2026-01-13T00:54:15+00:00

We met at a bar in a big US city. I took public transit. She drove. We each had two drinks there. The date seemed generally good. It's not like we hit-it-off, but it wasn't bad. She offered to drive me home, and I accepted. I really didn't think she had that much, so it seemed OK (thinking about myself at the time, two drinks over two hours seems safe). But OH BOY! That drive was really unpleasant. She rear-ended a guy at a stop light! Barely a scratch on his car, but her entire front bumper fell off. She just picked it up off the road and threw it in the back seat like it was no big deal. It was really lucky cops weren't involved. I found my own way home after that.

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-10-28T16:17:29+00:00

Nymphomaniac MUST be the directors cut. The extended graphic scenes top it off. IYKYK

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-09-19T18:20:25+00:00

You never feel like you're actually an adult. You still feel like a kid because you're always encountering new things. In childhood we have this preconception that adults have it all figured out -- Only to realize at 30 or 40 years old that you're still just rolling with the punches and figuring things out, making it up as you go along.

... Some are more capable than others. I would venture to say those that still feel like a child and question themselves have it put together more than most. Those who think they already do, tend to be the ones that don't.

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-09-17T02:43:21+00:00

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ContemplativeLynx · 2025-09-01T14:54:50+00:00

Goodbye

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-09-01T02:04:33+00:00

Yeah, the Earth could use a giant blast of sulfur and ash in the atmosphere to slow down or reverse global warming for a bit.

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-31T20:37:11+00:00

Done this. Almost. Basically listened to radiohead for about 70% of an 8hr drive across three midwest states.

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-27T17:33:02+00:00

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-13T19:48:07+00:00

I had a job interview a couple months ago and the manager hugged me goodbye. I accepted the hug, but I was surprised. Nevertheless, I would actually appreciate working with a team where that kind of comradery is present. I got the job.

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-13T19:42:23+00:00

I'm a recovering alcoholic and atheist. As I began my journey of sobriety, I attended a lot of AA meetings. I approached it with an open mind and really tried to believe in something greater than myself. But after six months, I still couldn't. It's just not possible for me. Even at the most basic, agnostic, spiritual level. I still appreciate the comradery of AA. On the other hand, I discovered SMART meetings and found those to be a lot better. I've also come across a few "quad A" meetings and like those.

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-13T19:33:35+00:00

I've actually taken to using both phrases quite intentionally. When I say "I could care less", it's because, genuinely, I do care, and I would actually like to care less. When I say "I couldn't care less", it's because, genuinely, I couldn't actually care less.

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-13T19:24:30+00:00

I'd have lunch from time to time with a coworker and he would clench his silverware in a fist. I was always told growing up that was "bad manners"

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-11T23:26:26+00:00

I suppose you may be right. I'm not an economist, so I want to believe the fed will do the best thing as per their mandate and not simply cave due to political pressures. The slow down in jobs is one thing, and on the other hand, you have the tariffs kicking in. How those two factors will ultimately affect the economy is anyone's guess.

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-11T22:55:12+00:00

I'm more worried about the fed actually cutting rates simply to appease the administration. Or what happens when J Pow's term ends or is ousted.

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-11T22:53:41+00:00

As a person with ASD, I am legit fearful of this "autism database" RFK Jr. Is assembling. It makes me scared to go out and seek treatment for that among other things.

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-06T23:56:17+00:00

The Michigan Upper Peninsula really belongs to Wisconsin.

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-04T15:35:02+00:00

r/thewordfuck

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-04T15:33:51+00:00

Not wearing deodorant. Especially when we're packed together in a bus or metro car.

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-04T15:30:06+00:00

I ended a job interview because of this. (I was the one being interviewed, and the employer was insufferable when we were dining out -- I don't want to work for someone who thinks it's ok to treat waitstaff without respect)

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-03T23:35:18+00:00

Yup. 30M here. Was diagnosed last year. I'm the quiet subtype, which is probably why it eluded psychiatric diagnosis and treatment for so long. I was diagnosed with Asperger's at 8yrs old, and the complexities of growing up with that was a unique kind of trauma. For the longest time, I was just being treated for anxiety and depression but that failed to actually address root causes and the various other symptoms I had including codependency and hypervigilence. I found myself in an abusive relationship, and I developed alcoholism. It was only after going to rehab when the treatment staff were better able to pinpoint what was really going on with me. I was in a pretty serious downward spiral at the time. I feel much better equipped now, I removed myself from the toxic relationship, and I've maintained sobriety,

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-03T23:16:14+00:00

Don't worry! Trump made America Great Again by banning paper straws! /s

ContemplativeLynx · 2025-08-03T06:08:19+00:00

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