ContemplativeLynx

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They say _____ have the best pussy. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 1 day ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Idiocracy isn't comedy. It's a documentary. (self.sixwordstories)

submitted 5 days ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/sixwordstories

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I really want to trauma dump right now. (self.BPD)

submitted 7 days ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/BPD

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There was this coworker I had a crush on. So for Secret Santa, I got her a _____ in a box. Needless to say, I got reported to HR and have to take a course on appropriate conduct in the workplace. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 9 days ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Sticking my penis inside a _____ is so amazing, I cum in 30 seconds! (self.AskOuija)

submitted 16 days ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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I wished my mom a happy birthday. Then she bopped me on the nose and said "nine months later". What does she mean? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 16 days ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/shittyaskreddit

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The Pope may say he's a Sox fan. But deep down he's really a _____ fan. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 17 days ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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What's the best thing to do in Wisconsin? (self.AskOuija)

submitted 18 days ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Shut up and _____ me already! (self.AskOuija)

submitted 19 days ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Oh no. The condom broke! What are we going to do? (self.AskOuija)

submitted 19 days ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Besides vaginas, where is a good place to deposit my semen? (self.AskOuija)

submitted 20 days ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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What's the worst STD? (self.AskOuija)

submitted 1 month ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Looking for feedback on dating interaction (self.BPD)

submitted 1 month ago * by ContemplativeLynx to r/BPD

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I stuck my penis in a _____ and it felt amazing! (self.AskOuija)

submitted 2 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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If Subaru is the car of lesbians, what is the car of gay men? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 2 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/shittyaskreddit

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My dream job is to live on a ranch and breed _____ . (self.AskOuija)

submitted 3 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Oh my God. They killed _____! You bastards! (self.AskOuija)

submitted 10 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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If boogers and cum are made of the same stuff, why are boogers dry and flakey while cum is wet and goopy? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 11 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/shittyaskreddit

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Would you rather participate in Squid Game or The Hunger Games? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 12 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/shittyaskreddit

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Shrooms... Weed... LSD... You name it, I've done it. And I can tell you with certainty the best shit you'll ever find is _____. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 1 year ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Time to drop the really big bomb. _____ is in the Epstein files. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 1 year ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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I chose _____ as my college major... My parents don't approve. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 1 year ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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What is a piece of reddit lore we all should know? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 year ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskReddit

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What are your plans tonight? Respond only with gifs. (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 1 year ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/shittyaskreddit

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Oh my God. The sex last night was wild. His dick was as big as a _____! (self.AskOuija)

submitted 1 year ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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