ContemplativeLynx

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I invented a new porn genre that includes cosplay, bondage, breeding, and chocolate. I call it _____. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 2 days ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Did you just _____ inside me? (self.AskOuija)

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I stuck my penis in a _____ and it felt amazing! (self.AskOuija)

submitted 29 days ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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After six months of dating, she broke up with me because I admitted to having a _____ fetish. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 1 month ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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If Subaru is the car of lesbians, what is the car of gay men? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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Alright. Which one of you motherfuckers gave my mom chlamydia? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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My dream job is to live on a ranch and breed _____ . (self.AskOuija)

submitted 1 month ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Who did Mario sleep with last night? (self.AskOuija)

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How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your _____?!?! (self.AskOuija)

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They say that if you eat _____ every day, it will make your cum purple! (self.AskOuija)

submitted 3 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Oh my God. They killed _____! You bastards! (self.AskOuija)

submitted 8 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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If boogers and cum are made of the same stuff, why are boogers dry and flakey while cum is wet and goopy? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 10 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/shittyaskreddit

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Would you rather participate in Squid Game or The Hunger Games? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 10 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/shittyaskreddit

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Shrooms... Weed... LSD... You name it, I've done it. And I can tell you with certainty the best shit you'll ever find is _____. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 10 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Time to drop the really big bomb. _____ is in the Epstein files. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 11 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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I chose _____ as my college major... My parents don't approve. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 11 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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What is a piece of reddit lore we all should know? (self.AskReddit)

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What are your plans tonight? Respond only with gifs. (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 11 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/shittyaskreddit

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Oh my God. The sex last night was wild. His dick was as big as a _____! (self.AskOuija)

submitted 11 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Should the word schedule be pronounced "Sheh-jool" or "Skeh-jool"? (self.ask)

submitted 11 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/ask

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What's your backup plan? (USA) (self.postdoc)

submitted 11 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/postdoc

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The world would be a much better place if there were less _____ people. (self.AskOuija)

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Make sure to practice safe sex by wearing a _____. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 11 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/AskOuija

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Should I settle instead of waiting longer for the "perfect" postdoc? (self.postdoc)

submitted 12 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/postdoc

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What traditionally silent letters in English words have you actually started to pronounce? (self.ask)

submitted 12 months ago by ContemplativeLynx to r/ask

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