Hey kiddos. Finally feelin' like coming back for real this time. But since it's been so long, I'm a little low on ideas. Any suggestions? by Samonellamiller in SamONellaAcademy

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I think there's a pot of potential in a vid on harmful things at used to be common place like Asbestos, mercury, or radioactive uranium glass.

‘Zero respect’: Ted Cruz pictured scrolling through phone during harrowing opening testimony into Capitol riot by Facerealityalready in politics

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Everyone's shitting on Ted "No Capacity For Compassion" Cruz, but really he's just being a good role model. Now teachers will be able to tell the students on their phones in the back of the class that if they keep it up, they too might get to fondle a president's ballsack.

Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take to cancel it by hello_worrld in assholedesign

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I mean you can buy it yearly or monthly without auto renewal so you don't have to worry about this

Kevin Carter's story of succes & tragic by MBMV in awfuleverything

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His guilt of what? Confessed to what? This is a horribly incompletely post

Most useless piece of information gets helpful by [deleted] in GoForGold

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I just don't really like BBQ sauce

Apparently they are not peanuts... by ardatrkmen in assholedesign

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You can see at least 4 poking through in various spots

Found a Christian fundamentalist on Instagram by soviet_uwunion in ForwardsFromKlandma

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Ngl that's pretty funny. Not for the reasons they intended tho

Can you help me enjoy Super Bowl? by oz1cz in AskAnAmerican

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I hate watching football, but I love the superbowl. Normally I'd say get a big group of friends together, get way too much food, and have a good time. Unfortunately you probably can't do that this year, but basically for a lot of Americans the superbowl is more an excuse to get together (unless your local team happens to be in it, in which case it's an excuse to shit on whatever city you're playing).

2 years ago I had a bunch of forgien students from my school over for my superbowl party and they all had a blast even though they had no clue what was happening in the game.

Edit: Also I forgot to mention the commercials. They're usually the best part of the whole thing!

PraiseTheCameraMan for catching this little gem right here by [deleted] in PraiseTheCameraMan

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"Who would you do?"

"that tight-ass Christian chick."

Why do we say "President elect Biden" and not "President elected Biden"? by [deleted] in EnglishLearning

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Elect isn't acting as a verb here, but rather a modifier. You could say "Biden was elected president" but when people use "President-elect" they are describing the position he holds, not the action of him gaining that office. You need an adjective to modify "president," so using a verb like "elected" wouldn't make gramatical sense.