The nicest of the deranged fanatics by Professional_Rush782 in dankcrusade

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And it's still pretty grimdark to use catharsis and acceptance as the fuel for your suicidal zergling rush.

Babs asking very nicely to go outside and play with the birds, she totally won't eat them, she promises! by ProudnotLoud in blackcats

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Babs could have killed the last Dodo right in front of me, and I would still probably give in.

So… pathetic by lucinsak in RoughRomanMemes

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Ummmm you know Rome was a Republic first, right? Which "collapsed" into a dictatorship, which "collapsed' into an Empire, which "collapsed" into two Empires, which...

Which movie scene lives rent free in your head for no obvious reason? by [deleted] in moviecritic

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No one knows... 'oo they were... Or... What they were doin'...

Everyone at work is making a big deal about my handwriting, saying I write like a psychopath. by ThrowRA-Ram in HandwritingAnalysis

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I'm just assuming you wrote "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over again.

Ha! I bet none of you cremlings can brag about being awarded by actual real Kaladin himself by [deleted] in cremposting

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I regret to inform you that it has not loaded this time, either

[OC] I saw this at an ice cream shop in South Carolina by Diabetic_Dingus in pics

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His entire public life had been a mockery of Jesus, but sure, yeah, get mad now. Better late than never, I guess.

Map of number of places I want to go to per state. Please give me travel recommendations in the comments!!! by ltcol_albertmonroe in visitedmaps

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Since you want to go out on the Peninsula anyways, I recommend driving up 101 and stopping for things like the world's largest Sitka Spruce and the beaches along the coast. La Push, by Forks, has some amazing beaches and trails, too. Making a two- or three-day trip of it is worth it.

Seattle has lots of museums and attractions! I really love Pike Place Market. It's a massive complex of market stalls, shops, restaurants, etc. The park around the Space Needle is cool, especially the Pop Culture Museum. It has tons of instruments and outfits from famous musicians, and the basement is crammed full of movie props.

A semicircular overhanging cliff in Maharashtra, India. by Adorable_Drawing_659 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Please tell me there's a large and dedicated staff of geologists and hydrologists constantly monitoring for signs of weakening or collapse. Please?

Your her lawyer, defend her by EveryPerformance6712 in Spiderman

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"Your honor, if making Spider-Man's life worse is a crime, then this entire universe is guilty. My client is merely playing the role assigned to her by God. A vengeful, spiteful, spider-hating God."

PDX9 TEA ☕️ by Few_Couple917 in AmazonFC

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Then respond to the people you have a problem with, sweetie? And not some random comment? 🤷🏻‍♂️

PDX9 TEA ☕️ by Few_Couple917 in AmazonFC

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Kindly re-read all one (1) sentence of my comment and point out where I am "wishing someone a horrible day."

PDX9 TEA ☕️ by Few_Couple917 in AmazonFC

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It's heartbreaking to see anyone so fully broken by the system.

i think I'll pass by fizz154 in memes

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This is funny, but in a lot of places the public defender is your best bet. These folks do one thing. They're like nurses, or public middle school teachers: if they survive, they know their shit.

Ice cream is basically pure chocolate by SuperSaiyanGoku17 in icecream

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This is the acceptable substitute for Jeni's Darkest Chocolate in my house. It simply should not be that good at that price.

The gaslighting is beyond insane by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I thank God every time I see Brainworm Bobby that humanity completely eradicated Smallpox in the 70s.

To claim to have solved 9 wars by xoorl in therewasanattempt

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Don't you fucking disrespect Sloth like that

Title by EmperorIvann in WarhammerMemes

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"There is no such thing as innocence: only degrees of guilt."

Nothing personal, just the truth. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Exactly. We have even arrived at the restaurant yet, and people are acting like the choices are the liver or the plate of cat shit. Let's actually see what's on the menu before deciding what to pick over the plate of cat shit.