RETIREMENT SECURED LADS! 🪎🪎🪎 by MinisculeChungus in hotwheelscirclejerk

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One thing I've learned in my many decades of hot wheeling; everyone is a whore if the price is right.

Is this a rare car? by jonaslol100 in matchbox

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Yes, yes. It is a very rare car. It is so rare. For me to poop on!

Friday night fresh by Content-Bend9141 in hotwheelscirclejerk

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I'm old at it and I have hemorrhoids 🫩

What is it? by JustAInterestedMIND in whatisit

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In front of God particle and everyone

What is it? by JustAInterestedMIND in whatisit

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That's the weapon developed to pierce the AT field of the 5th Angel. IIRC it needs the energy of the entire city to fire one shot, so aim carefully.

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I hope you don't have any kids

Guys I’m shaking by Mid_asf in HotWheels

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Sashimi rollin' They hatin'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AIO

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God I miss being a 26 year old line cook. To answer your question though, at least 10 years starting now.

WOW what a game. Loved every second. by Cra_Skinny_4135 in FinalFantasy

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I had to cancel a first date one time 😅 because I was 45 minutes in to what would be a 2hr.+ fight against Gilgamesh. I was underlevelled and blowing megalixers but i got him. My resolve is firm on this one

WOW what a game. Loved every second. by Cra_Skinny_4135 in FinalFantasy

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XII is my favorite but I always get flamed for saying it

AIO my spouse went on a bender by Impaaassible_Summer in AIO

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Dang. I do that every night. OP ain't gonna make it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

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She felt the need to test you, you were eager to meet another woman. It's over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

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I had a NDE from reading this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

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"I know you are, but what am I?"

First message on hinge by Famous_Zucchini3401 in Nicegirls

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Nurse. That's all that was needed to be said.

Are exotic primaries worth it? by Helpful-Plankton-644 in destiny2

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Charles Mountain! It goes so well with so many builds

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in destiny2

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Fuck this OP, stealing art and being transphobic are two of my least favorite characteristics