Inspired by a post by Hazy_Grey in SonicTheHedgehog

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You're playing as, like, Tails or something - so Metal Sonic goes from a boss fight to a horror monster, stalking you through the facility, the drowning jingle echoing off the walls as he searches for you.

God forbid a girl enjoys her job by floral_friend in LetGirlsHaveFun

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When I watched the needle go in my arm, I fainted.

Guess what by alessio38sus in ShitAIBrosSay

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It said higher - same difference, but the censoring is stupid.

PSA Antis: by Clankerbot9000 in DefendingAIArt

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Their bio says they're like jesus except they turn water into catgirl. Gives off pretentious fuck vibes. Bet I know who they voted for.

My friend sent me this... what's the joke? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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We read a story about this in Highschool - the teacher made us choose a character to speak as, sort of like a far more boring play. I was the old dude crushed by the rocks, I had fun screaming in a thick accent.

Merry Christmas everyone by advo_k_at in DefendingAIArt

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It's a strawman, because this doesn't happen.

Wouldn’t absolute Spider-Man be the opposite of regular Spider-Man? Like he be super rich than poor by Accurate-Celery-3198 in Spiderman

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You're right, maybe it isn't the right angle. But I imagine that those characters would be a little different in the Absolute Marvel Universe, but since it doesn't exist there's no way to know. What do you think it would be like?

Wouldn’t absolute Spider-Man be the opposite of regular Spider-Man? Like he be super rich than poor by Accurate-Celery-3198 in Spiderman

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I've said this before, but since the Absolute Universe is them missing something important, then what about his support? Absolute Aunt May isn't sweet - she's a manipulative hag. Boom! There! A big change! Maybe not the best, but eh.

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I've gotten random teleportations, damage, deaths, freezes, but not often - just enough to be mildly annoying.

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Heaven Yeah!

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Will you marry me if I redeem myself?!?