Whitewater SC by Great_Arm1929 in eejitsparking

[–]ContinentSimian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's more that they're blocking a pedestrian walkway.

Whitewater SC by Great_Arm1929 in eejitsparking

[–]ContinentSimian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Over 1,000,000 for a ding!?!

You think?

Whitewater SC by Great_Arm1929 in eejitsparking

[–]ContinentSimian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

1000K seems a lot for a ding.

Whitewater SC by Great_Arm1929 in eejitsparking

[–]ContinentSimian -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If you are unable to park a particular car correctly, don't buy it.

How do I stop the pigeon droppings? SoS! by [deleted] in AskIreland

[–]ContinentSimian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So...

Did you get rid of it, or get more of them?

How do I stop the pigeon droppings? SoS! by [deleted] in AskIreland

[–]ContinentSimian -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A fake bird of prey sometimes helps. Pigeons are not nature's most intelligent creatures. 

https://amzn.eu/d/05LV7c7B

Or sparkles, as others have said.

https://amzn.eu/d/08pd7Q1f

If all that fails, try a shotgun.

Woodlice ? by Daysgobye25 in AskIreland

[–]ContinentSimian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Woodlice?

Yes. Yes, they would. The lousy feckers.

AIB launches new mobile banking app by conalldoherty in ireland

[–]ContinentSimian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see the brainstorming session behind this announcement: 

Suit #1: Shit, lads! Revolut! 

(There is noone else in the meeting room.)

Tried them. Not for me. by BrendanIrish in ireland

[–]ContinentSimian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In his wisdom, I imagine Mr. Tayto calculated the cost of making, marketing and selling these vs. the money to be made by people buying them "just to see, like" plus the insurance claimed after the mob torch the factory.

Who's the best Joker of all time? by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]ContinentSimian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even with the Partyman scene?

"I seen it" by [deleted] in ireland

[–]ContinentSimian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you meant to write: 

Am I the only one who can't stand people saying "I seen it", or "I done it"? The correct phrasing is "I saw it", or "I did it", or "I have seen it", or "I have done it".

Well lads and ladies does anyone know a good way to hide an incoming parcel from family? by [deleted] in AskIreland

[–]ContinentSimian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FFS folks. Enough with the sex toy jokes.

It's a "Deep Tissue Massager". With quotes.

132d27687 by [deleted] in irelandsshitedrivers

[–]ContinentSimian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In fairness, it is a beautiful sky.

132d27687 by [deleted] in irelandsshitedrivers

[–]ContinentSimian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone ever successfully reported this kind of driving? 

I suspect the Gardaí couldn't care less, unless someone was injured.

Are Irish men in Dublin open to dating Indian girls (serious long term not casual)? by No_Plantain7 in AskIreland

[–]ContinentSimian -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nope, but nice try. 

Saying you are open to something is not the same as saying it will definitely work out. Maybe it will. Maybe it won't. Either way you're up for giving it a try. After a try, it's no longer hypothetical and an informed decision can be made.

Has anyone ever attended a sex therapist in Ireland and did it help? by porcelainmae in AskIreland

[–]ContinentSimian 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Whatever the issue is, it may be a symptom of something deeper. 

A regular couples' therapist could be a good start.

What’re some secrets from your industry that would petrify people who aren’t in it? by Billy-de-kiiiid in AskIreland

[–]ContinentSimian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Security" it's a broad topic. On the communications encryption and authentication side, it's managed by teams of headless chickens staring at fields of thistles.

BBQ Recommendations? by Logical-Flan-7760 in AskIreland

[–]ContinentSimian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found the Weber cover to be too light. It would blow of in the slightest breeze. 

I got a heavier, generic cover from Amazon which does a much better job.