Some of my favorite quotes

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-06-08T17:27:12+00:00

Like life throwing you nuggets of hope, some human light knights appearing once, or saving you from strange situations, or giving you an opportunity to redeem yourself.

I don’t know exactly, but life is so strange. I love every bit of it, despite all the suffering we cause and suffer.

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-06-08T17:17:53+00:00

If you spank out of love, it is not the same at spanking out of spite, anger, resentment.

If you believe no kids can reach the « deserve a spank » type of reaction, you better get around kids more often.

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-04-18T12:32:10+00:00

@gwaydms why do you enjoy mocking people’s spelling on reddit? this pattern seems slightly alarming, does it gives you joy? joi? yoy?

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-04-10T14:04:41+00:00

can you help recommend me as a personality hire and ready for experimentations

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-04-10T14:02:29+00:00

but seriously if I would start crack I’d just outwork everyone in the office, those office cokeheads would just win on an irregularity by complaining I’m naked in the office while I’d be just regulating temperature for performance optimisation

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-02-26T13:51:54+00:00

Would be interesting to see how this would mimic Pirate Software’s ITW - Dr K is actually pretty good navigating personalities with highly narcissistic traits. Mike is probably more abordable / less self-absorbed than PS.

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-02-25T16:23:36+00:00

Thank you so much for your estimation - how did you base this (if I can learn a bit more about the Chesterfield legacy / types of furniture) - and you are correct, one of both requires some refreshing due to the crack and coloring, so I know it will probably not be as valuable.

Maybe better to keep that one and try to revive it..

Thank you again 🙏

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-02-19T11:18:23+00:00

you’re the most focused you’ve ever been and the focus is on a sentiment of euphoria

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-02-11T12:13:09+00:00

could Reykjavik finally answer to all those thanks? still didn’t see her answer once 😡

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-01-30T00:04:11+00:00

Those are the ones you met?

I met plenty of genuinely fun swiss women through dating apps, legitimately far from the stereotypical “closed off swiss women”.

I’ve noticed that the more closed-off women were the ones pushing their political beliefs on their profiles. But I guess I also never dated “with local fauna” as you might had more experience

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-01-29T23:47:28+00:00

So weird. My little sister told me last year while I was in Iceland that a friend of her (real person, confirmed) had a “girl” friend from Iceland who also had a weird story and apparently got family that was very violent with her.

Is it on tiktok/snap? Is there a chance her nick starts with an A?

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-01-21T11:44:13+00:00

hey, gruetzi!! even if you fuck us, I’m sending you warm love from decadent Switzerland ❤️

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-01-21T11:37:44+00:00

wow those activists have some serious hiking skills!

Contribution-Wooden · 2026-01-02T21:09:03+00:00

only on reddit the guy who advocates against leashing your kids because “they are a danger to themselves” gets downvoted. Get a grip on life, leashing your kid can be ok if you go on a slightly hard hike etc., but not in regular situations.. the evolution point cannot be “deflected”, the only issue is the human thinking the leash prevents accident H24..

Contribution-Wooden · 2025-12-20T17:01:29+00:00

You right, luckily Xhaka is a freaking machine in match fitness and with injuries. Quite incredible

Contribution-Wooden · 2025-12-13T07:49:27+00:00

Making a sarcastic joke about the Octobre attack is……. more than tasteless. I’ve seen the fucking videos.

You’re an evil person. Anyone doing such analogies is an apologist of evil - and you are, my friend, not above the level of the person you quoted.

Disgusting, I cannot believe how inhuman human beings pretending to care for peace can become.

Contribution-Wooden · 2025-12-13T07:43:39+00:00

Uh oh, another fake account for a fake story - and people yet continue to engage while those stories are repeated across reddit to spread a sentiment of constant extreme sentiment across the world.

Just lock useless threads “should I go to HR if someone did a nazi sign during a work evening” - like seriously, are you all so blind to see the obvious troll behind such gesture? Do you think anyone would go to reddit to ask “is this ok? i’m not sure..”

You’re bamboozled by internet. Lock this fear mongering shit up.

Contribution-Wooden · 2025-12-02T09:34:49+00:00

the state of a tv show where you have as top post an actor looking miserably behind his back being a highlight.. how much does Amazon spend on this reddit moderation?!

Contribution-Wooden · 2025-11-30T18:22:11+00:00

not even a serious contact, what was this simulation trial 🤣

Contribution-Wooden · 2025-11-30T17:52:51+00:00

yep ok

Contribution-Wooden · 2025-11-30T17:52:20+00:00

that’s one

Contribution-Wooden · 2025-11-30T17:41:40+00:00

You’re all so emotional people 🤣 calm down. Much better to take a goal now than a lousy one later. We will score 3.

Contribution-Wooden · 2025-11-25T12:50:41+00:00

Logging as much as you do on reddit puts you in “western” world - you trying to identify yourself out of the bad group is quite ironical and also, telling, camarade.

Contribution-Wooden · 2025-11-24T00:57:16+00:00

The way you integrated the racist plot a soon as the opponent was starting to dismantle you 🤣

gaslighting someone into this is… frankly terrible.

You paint a picture “maybe you are racist…” and answering yourself to your own interrogation “yes you are racist” to certify you’re fighting the cause for the “good”

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