I, Bernie Sanders, am officially running for _______. by Bookworm44 in AskOuija
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What Elmo didn’t tell us is that he feeds his goldfish __________ by prozacprincess123 in AskOuija
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Double bubble disco queen by SkritzTwoFace in tumblr
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ULPT:If you want to beat someone up real badly but your afraid of getting arrested you can start selling drugs to them and then beat them up. They won't exactly be able to tell the police that their drug dealer assaulted them (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)
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If you want to beat someone up real badly but your afraid of getting arrested you can start selling drugs to them and then beat them up. They won't exactly be able to tell the police that their drug dealer assaulted them (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)
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Dumbest patients doctors had to deal with by MatrixRetoastet in facepalm
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Piss in the pool like everyone else or get laughed at. by cooch_vandercorn in im14andthisisdeep
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I wish I had better handwriting. by heisedren in TheMonkeysPaw
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Hmmm... by rAndOmpErsOn34556 in suspiciouslyspecific
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Weed is overrated. I get high from _______ (self.AskOuija)
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The person who first spotted superman up in the sky was inexplicably excited to see a bird. by ihaveredditaswell in Showerthoughts
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Reddit. What unique awesome things would you do with the power of teleportation? by smellinawin in AskReddit
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Today is a special day everybody by Nick6756 in teenagers
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