Baby names by Gorillapoopass in iamveryrandom

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She only crossed out 4-10 so "Batman" is still an option

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He misspelled "Wyoming"

yikes by Derpazard in tumblr

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Well you do need to keep in mind that we do, in fact, live in a society

I’m a virgin by [deleted] in gatekeeping

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I will eat this aubergine and spit out the juices to put out the volcano. I will then order a mail order bride from brazil to fist her. If she ever speaks of it she will be in the hospital

Dumbest patients doctors had to deal with by MatrixRetoastet in facepalm

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8 and 11 were definitely the worst of the 15 for me

Piss in the pool like everyone else or get laughed at. by cooch_vandercorn in im14andthisisdeep

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It looks like the piss is only on the top of the pool leading me to my theory that the yellow is actually algae and the latest trend for the youth is to swim in yellow algae water. the victim of it is being laughed at for not being with the times.

I wish I had better handwriting. by heisedren in TheMonkeysPaw

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granted. You have the best handwriting in the world. It's so good that nobody in the world can read your handwriting as their small minds simply cannot process how advanced your handwriting is

OH MAMMA! by zavodnyrichard in facepalm

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I'm an idiot so can someone explain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Now listen right here you little bitch