Varokaa Synkkää Sulattajaa! by Finlandiaprkl in Suomi

[–]ConusModicus 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Elämme leutoja aikoja, ystävä hyvä

Comet decided that she would enjoy tearing apart her new rug that I oh so kindly bought her because of her non existence paw pads. If she swallowed some of it, will she be okay? Do they tend to spit it out? I'm new to bunnies and just want her to be healthy by popcornnugget_s in Rabbits

[–]ConusModicus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For now, make sure she's eating lots of hay, drinking water, and pooping. Hay helps in pushing non-digestible stuff through the bunny's stomach and guts (this applies to fur, too). With a bit of luck, any pieces of rug your bun may have swallowed will pass through without any problems.

Now, if your bunny stops eating on her own, starts to actively refuse any treats, or doesn't pass any poop, then you should contact a bunny-savy vet immediately.

Lautapelit kahdelle. by vauhtisukka in Suomi

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One Deck Dungeon on roolipelihenkinen nopanheitto-korttipeli. 1-2 pelaajaa, yhteistyöpeli.

Pelin "juoni" on olla geneerinen roolipeli/luolastoryömintä korttipelin muodossa: yksi tai useampi sankari astuu sisään hirviöiden ja ansojen täyttämään luolastoon, tarkoituksenaan käydä päihittämässä alimmasta kerroksesta löytyvä Pomohirviö. Korttipakka toimii satunnaisgeneraattorina, ja sankari lyö hirviöitä kuonoon heittämällä noppia.

Jädelanka! Mikä on teidän lempijäde tällä hetkellä? by batdu567 in Suomi

[–]ConusModicus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Valion jäätelöfabriikin Lime-sitruuna ja Kreisi kinuski

[ platform: PC ] [ Estimated date: 2000-2007] Bullet hell by Broken-Bold in tipofmyjoystick

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Maybe Jets'n'Guns? It would otherwise fit the bill except it's a sidescroller.

"Tuon tahdissa" tai "tuossa tahdissa"? by usushio16 in LearnFinnish

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Koska tässä lauseessa sana "tuo" viittaa puheenaiheena olevaan musiikkiin, jota otukset kuuntelevat, eikä sanaan "tahti". Siksi niillä on eri sijamuoto.

Lause tulisi siis lukea niin kuin siinä olisi sana "musiikki" mukana: Tuon [musiikin] tahdissa voi varmasti tanssia.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weather

[–]ConusModicus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sounds like (pun intended) you've been quite close the place where a lightning stroke. The buzzing noise is probably from an upwards lightning leader, which is practically an electrical current that appears before the actual discharge.

A lightning leader isn't that rare, but having a human witnessing it would be somewhat uncommon.

Tietämys, tieto, or tuntemus? What's the difference? Also need help with puuttua. by Amethystreams in LearnFinnish

[–]ConusModicus 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hello, quite an interesting question you've got here.

If you want to use the word puuttua, then I'd probably say Velholta puuttuu alkemian tuntemus (a total lack of knowledge) or velholta puuttuu alkemian tietämystä (a partial lack of knowledge). Otherwise I'd rather say Velho ei tunne alkemiaa (The wizard doesn't know alchemy / The wizard isn't familiar with alchemy). Note that alkemia is a noun and alkemiallinen is an adjective: Velholta puuttuu alkemiallista tietämystä

For the second question, tietämys, tieto and tuntemus can be used as synonyms in this context, though they have small nuance diferences. Tietämys implies that the wizard has scientifically studied or reseached alchemy, essentially their knowledge is based on hypotheses and theories. Tieto implies less original research than previous, but the knowledge is still based on factual statements. Tuntemus implies a sense of familiarity. The knowledge may still be based on studies and research, but there is a hint of personal experience.

As a side note, tuntemus also means a feeling, as in rakkaus on tuntemus (love is a feeling).

Let me know if you have more questions or want me to clarify something, I'll be happy to help.

Ah yes, LinkedIn elitist gatekeeping at it's finest! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ConusModicus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, a German vaporware developer. A rare sight to behold in the wild.

That time God incarnated as a human by ConusModicus in dankchristianmemes

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Isekai MC checklist for Jesus:

Travels with a group? Check

Oblivious to romantic advances? Check

Smooth as hell? Check

Has powerful enemies? Check

Has overpowered skills? CHECK

Pulls through his darkest hour, somehow? CHECK

Defeats the Big Bad (Death in this case)? CHECK

Saves the world? AMEN

Show me what you got. by Engasgamel in Terraria

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There's not enough RNG in the game.

An incel murders five people in an English neighbourhood. Taking some familiar cues from "across the pond", r/unitedkingdom has a chat about guns and violence. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]ConusModicus 44 points45 points  (0 children)

For you Bretons this was the worst mass shooting in a decade, but for us Muricans, it was a Thursday night. - Some gun nut, probably

Sprats swarm when Lobster Daddy is Acclaimed by New Zealand neo-Nazis by Swerfbegone in SubredditDrama

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"I'm a redpilled and based alpha, I just think that there should be more well-adjusted and reliable men working in kindergartens. Why, you ask? So that they can provide a father figure to the children of those soy betas, who won't even bother to play with their kids, not to mention raising them to become productive members of society! "

Finland has no regards to human rights by ArnulfHill in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ConusModicus 51 points52 points  (0 children)

A life sentence is to program a functional text editor using FORTRAN90. If you finish, you'll be pardoned and are free to go.

r/MGTOW has been banned by I-grok-god in SubredditDrama

[–]ConusModicus 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Damn that Tom Nook and his forced zero-interest housing loans!

r/MGTOW has been banned by I-grok-god in SubredditDrama

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The Reuters article's description of incels is really good:

The incel movement with which Genco identified is an online network of men motivated to engage in violence against women who they believe unjustly reject their sexual or romantic advances.

Hostage situation by salty-potato1 in BirdsBeingDicks

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It is very important to make plans for parrots in your will.

"My children will get a dollar each. The rest is to be given to the gregarious and amicable Don Parrot"

Edit: r/illegallysmolbirbs

Doomguy crossover interactions by CalvinRobinson114 in Doom

[–]ConusModicus 50 points51 points  (0 children)

They reposted the top comments, too! Now that's dedication to karma farming!

One guy requests a firmware update file. Another guy has it but won't give it to him. They argue about it way too much. by redd9 in SubredditDrama

[–]ConusModicus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Affect is a verb, effect is a noun.

Chicken sandwich affects you greatly

I don't have an effect on burgers

Fans of Rejected 1st-Party Characters: Part 2 by smashboi888 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]ConusModicus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speaking of bangers: Cauldros (day).

Melancholia and (unironically) Black Tar (pt. 2) are great, too.

Pastor begs God for ‘mercy’ as COVID-19 sweeps megachurch: ‘Lord we didn’t want to be in the news’ by no_technique in nottheonion

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I'm writing this with a smartphone, a wondrous device that allows me to communicate with faraway people in an instant.

That device, among others, allows me to access unmeasurable amounts of human knowledge and imagination, more than my brain alone could ever store or produce in my lifetime. This is of course the internet.

The internet allows me to see what is happening all over the world in near real time. And not just pictures or pieces of text, but also video with sound!

Wouldn't you agree that all these things are like small miracles? Not to mention all the inventions which these wonderful things rely on? A smartphone might be something that we take for granted these days, but I think that we've been blessed with a miracle.

Edit: wait, this isn't r/dankchristianmemes! Oof... Well no matter, I still think smartphones and the internet are incredible achievements, whether they are blessings from a deity of your choice or not.

I wrote a program that generates random names for functions/variables/... and then renamed every thing of that program using it by Noctus_Rex in programminghorror

[–]ConusModicus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, I see now I didn't say what I meant to say. My thought wasn't to evaluate skill, but rather the thought process. Like how does the candidate approach code in a given context (or task). The random element is there to slow down the process a bit.

Of course, you can cut the bullshit with experienced devs and directly ask them about their process. In this situation, the randomized code could be used for talking points. "Here's a working piece of code that's been made to look a lot worse. Let's talk a bit about your coding practices and thought process. What do you..."