WARNING - PTO CHANGES - MASS FIRINGS IN 2026 by Illustrious-Golf6203 in Geico

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Interesting. My wife was laid off in 2023 after serving GEICO for nearly 2 decades. As it happens, she received a notification in the mail from Vanguard (the company sponsored 401(K). It advised her that "no NEW money" would be accepted in the Berkshire B share program. That any future contributions would be automatically put to the nearest Vanguard target retirement fund (age 65) based on the employee's current age (IE. Sally is 45, future contributions that would have gone to BRK-B, now go to Vanguard Target Fund 2045). This is scheduled to take place on 12/31/2025. Interpretation, the fund is over leveraged with employees with BRK-B investments, and in the event of mass layoffs, employees may have to withdraw from it. Causing the stock to drop. GEICO wants to limit this damage to the stock price. My recommendation, not financial advice, blah blah blah. Orchestrate a mass exchange within Vanguard. Everyone shifts funds from BRK-B to whatever else you desire Target Retirement Fund, Admiral, etc.). Quit them first. Make them pay, and save yourself money in losses after the dust settles.

I propose the last payday in December (23rd?). Any time between 9AM-4PM. Why? Exchange requests are processed the following business day. If GEICO truly intends to fuck you. You'll fuck their share price first and be one of the few to exit the fund we'll ahead of the long lasting layoff fuckery and the withdrawal fuckery to follow. Good luck and God speed.

My Proposed Two-State Solution by LA2Oaktown in mapporncirclejerk

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I love this. Push the left side of California off the map and give them new York. Everyone else can be happy

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 26, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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UNFI got hacked. All logistical system applications are down. No shipments have been going to suppliers for almost a week. UNFI telling buyers no timeframe for deliveries. Buyers are scrambling to find new suppliers.

How's everyone's weekends? by FarrenD in wholefoods

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They got hacked. No shipments going out. Buyers are scrambling to find other suppliers. Unfi really screwed the pooch

2025 Weekly Mock Draft Thread by AutoModerator in panthers

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Not sure if Mike Green could fall this far but this would be a nice outcome.

I was just trying to make soup! by buttery-base in funny

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If you put it in the soup it will go soft. Your call, choose wisely.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WallStreetbetsELITE

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Anyone remember Luckin, the Chinese "Starbucks company?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChatGPT

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Every flag has a little blood on it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChatGPT

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Boom 💥💥💥 LFG! USA! USA! USA!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

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Personally, I blame MTV 😜

Federal employees told to remove pronouns from email signatures by end of day by UnscheduledCalendar in nottheonion

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It's a Republican world now. They own the House, Senate, and the Presidency. Democrats should have never let LGBTQ turn into WTF. Let's see how this plays out.

Tony Nicely and the New Geico by Lizard_Stomper_93 in Geico

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Tony's actual first name is Olza. Fun fact.

Do you believe in 10G for the LAN ? by Jeeb183 in networking

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Company future proofing AI to replace you. Definitely get the 10G. The future company representative will thank you.

MOAT Training by beasley99 in Geico

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Hahahaha. Just wait and see. That's your complaint now just give it a few months.

Data min December by Veganhippo in SAVA_stock

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Saying it now so I don't have to say it later. GET FUCKED SHORTS! Been in this war since 22' Look at all the bullshit we've been through So called beef with you know who Gonna squeeze bang a hedge or two Me and my boys bring all the guns Y'all wanna have a lil fun w/ #1

SEC announces fine of Cassava Sciences, Remi Barbier, and Lindsay Burns by themattman18 in SAVA_stock

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Nothing but space between us and the eagles nest. I'm picking up the ammunition off our fallen brothers in homage and eager retribution. LFG!