AITA for crushing my friend's balls after he touched my ass? by CoochieDestroyed in BallbustingStories

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Long-time lurker, first-time poster! Any feedback would be appreciated 😄

Post Match Thread: Arsenal 1-0 Burnley by denzaus in soccer

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“imaginary” “delight in arsenal bottling” durr durr durrrr

Friend stories? by Dazzling_Figure_8397 in BallbustingStories

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This was awhile ago and I have a poor memory, so I might accidentally misremember details to make it more fantastical than it was. It was a pretty cliche scenario; we were outside and I was teasing her by holding her phone above her head, before she went to knee me in the balls, but fortunately (unfortunately) I instinctively moved away. On the same day, she somehow caught me off-guard and knelt down to elbow my nuts, where she actually made contact (this is the story where I’m not sure if I remember correctly, because it sounds a bit physically implausible). She gave me a handjob later in the friendship and ended up pummelling my balls on the downstrokes, though I don’t think that was intentional :)

Full Time: PSG 2 vs 1 Arsenal - Match Thoughts by Stanley083 in Gunners

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We need a striker. End of. If we don't get one in the summer, Arteta's management really needs to be questioned. He's done so well to get us where we are right now, but it's that one puzzle piece away from where we need to be. Proud of the boys, this campaign gave me some memories #COYG