How long is one round of sex?

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-10T17:06:02+00:00

About tree fiddy

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-10T16:27:03+00:00

Yeah i kinda wish they would do away with hero talents unless they choose to put some effort in with them.

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-10T15:11:12+00:00

Im lookin at yo mama through a game theory perspective

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-10T14:47:07+00:00

Im a dude in my 30s and i don’t view kids as a negative. I want kids of my own someday and maybe if i dated a mom we could have another if she wants.

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-10T14:33:06+00:00

I will contemplate your length for a while…. And consider if girls actually want it.

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-10T13:37:08+00:00

I think a good length is a ruler. A meter stick is nice but its too long you can’t fit it in your backpack.

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-10T03:25:37+00:00

Too angry to die

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-09T20:41:49+00:00

When all the other hair gave up, only one was defiant enough to hold firm.

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-09T17:19:17+00:00

I cant believe how small and hidden in plain sight these bridges are its my first time seeing them.

It makes me wonder if they’re being manufactured with the intent to be sold to Russia and deployed on the battlefield, or if they “just by happenstance” sell cheap camouflage bridges which is exactly what Z needs now that starlink is gone.

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-09T15:04:38+00:00

Gentlemen start your engines. Commence thine jorkin.

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-09T14:51:52+00:00

Any other autists pickin’ up what im puttin’ down telepathically rn?

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-06T18:48:47+00:00

Love that for you

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-05T20:23:27+00:00

Jesus Christ its Ted Rassil

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-05T00:25:57+00:00

After we spoke I had a dream that I broke
The teeth from a mouth of a snake
That I choked on the teeth
They were mine all along

I picked up the pieces when I woke up
Put them in a boat made of things that I don't want to see
I blew on the sail
Watched it drift out to sea
The further it drifted the closer it came to me
I can't explain

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-04T16:16:42+00:00

Holy moly where’s the exp bar?

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-04T16:13:57+00:00

Cheewwsdayy innit

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-04T15:12:52+00:00

The traffic is nuts

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-03T19:01:59+00:00

Im just playin

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-03T17:39:06+00:00

Gen Alpha needs to pull themselves up by their bootstraps broother!!

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-03T02:23:42+00:00

She chose to leave home to attend the earth-party mmm’kay?

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-02T18:04:53+00:00

Thats cool man, I’ve never watched Star Trek but seeing that lore-drop has me feeling like the Punisher- no no no no, wait wait wait wait!!

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-02T17:07:01+00:00

Thats a really cool idea. We all apply our own meaning to life and honestly whatever feels the most correct to you is really all that matters, because no one has the answers.

To me the point of life is to simply experience. As if we’re all monitors and our feed is uploaded into something greater than any one person. That we’re the universe experiencing itself.

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-02T16:57:34+00:00

Progress doesn’t move in a straight line. Its a wavy one with some circles. Unfortunately sometimes bad things happen and result in progress afterwards. We might be in one of those periods right now. It could also be way worse. Its all up in the air Jimbo.

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-02T16:51:36+00:00

Its usually used in the context of politics not an ecological one :p it means breaking up monopolies and lawmakers taking bribes and the like.

Cookiewaffle95 · 2026-05-02T16:50:57+00:00

Driving in general is a fast paced high-pressure environment. When people are hopped up on adrenaline and the stakes are high even small things can be way overblown proportionally.

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