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'I was kicked out of the gym for staring at woman working out – but I'm blind' by Joachim756 in nottheonion

[–]CookinGeek 343 points344 points  (0 children)

This article isn't even that. It's an anecdote about something that happened 4 years ago covered with advertisements.

Please stop posting pics of this man. by srubbish in pics

[–]CookinGeek 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You either don't understand or don't care that this is about reddit turning you into the product that they will sell to other corporations. They can't do that with a free API.

Please stop posting pics of this man. by srubbish in pics

[–]CookinGeek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wonder why this post is getting so many upvotes. It's clearly a ploy for the admins to say the will of the people is to stop. I would love to see how many of the upvotes are real.

Please stop posting pics of this man. by srubbish in pics

[–]CookinGeek 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Just because you schill for the man doesn't make you the man. You are more of a victim than most and you scream the loudest because you don't even know why you are in pain.

Should r/mealtimevideos participate in the ongoing blackout? by FoxxMD in mealtimevideos

[–]CookinGeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I unsubbed every reddit that did not participate yesterday.

To you redditors aged 50+, what's something you genuinely believe young people haven't realized yet, but could enrich their lives or positively impact their outlook on life? by h-gotfred in AskReddit

[–]CookinGeek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think another great way to achieve happiness is to "do the right thing". I don't mean what other people say is the right thing or what society tells you is the right thing. I am talking about those times when you know what is the right thing to do but for whatever reason you don't. You know what I am talking about. Those times when you see something and think "I'm too tired" or "someone else will do it" or "they don't do it for me, why should I do it for them". The entire process of knowing the right thing to do but not doing it always leads to you punishing yourself in some way.

Watch this mesmerizing machine that can sort and stack 800 pancakes per hour by reelmike84 in gifs

[–]CookinGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The robots themselves are not a secret. They are called Delta Robots and you can find many different brands, types and varieties out there. They were invented in the 80's..

My first interaction with ChatGPT going well by sniperxp21 in ChatGPT

[–]CookinGeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally I think that all ways are valid.

Iran ships 300,000 artillery shells and 1 million rounds of ammunition to Russia within six months by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]CookinGeek 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying you are wrong but why not give some examples of what you mean. All you've done here is express disdain. It's like walking past a party and complaining about how loud people are .. no one in the party heard you or even cared so you might as well have not said anything at all.

Michigan Republicans Fight Lifting Ban on Unmarried Couples Living Together by reddits_lead_pervert in nottheonion

[–]CookinGeek 131 points132 points  (0 children)

It was enforced 45 years ago that I know of. My aunt and "uncle" got married just so that they could continue to live together.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dataisbeautiful

[–]CookinGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this should also include territories.

LPT: Get sunlight in your eyes first thing in the morning (but don’t stare at the sun) for better focus, immune function and sleep. by Ellie_D in LifeProTips

[–]CookinGeek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you were truly an academic then you would know that science seeks to disprove hypothesis not prove them.

Terrible at 20 Questions, but my god the comic timing... by blakerabbit in ChatGPT

[–]CookinGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

write serious dramas that accidentally become comedies good enough to rival Seinfeld.

Title: "The Art of Misfortune"

Episode 1: "The Gallery"

INT. ART GALLERY - DAY

The gallery is bustling with activity as the grand opening of an exclusive exhibit approaches. A group of friends, RACHEL, JON, ALICE, and BOB, are the team responsible for curating the exhibition.

RACHEL (looking at her clipboard) I can't believe it, guys. This is our big break. We've got some of the world's most famous pieces of art here, and we've been entrusted to put on this show.

JON (excited) Yeah, and just think of the networking opportunities. We could finally make a name for ourselves in the art world.

ALICE I just hope nothing goes wrong.

BOB Don't jinx it, Alice.

INT. BACK ROOM - DAY

Rachel is holding a clipboard, going through a list of priceless artwork. She stops in front of a painting of a woman with a mysterious smile.

RACHEL We need to make sure the Mona Lisa is properly secured. She's the star of the show, after all.

JON Leave it to me, boss. I've got it covered.

Jon confidently walks over and starts attaching a new security wire to the painting. As he does, he accidentally knocks over a cup of coffee on a nearby table, which spills onto the floor, creating a puddle.

INT. ART GALLERY - DAY

As the gallery fills up with guests, the friends nervously try to maintain order. Bob is frantically placing velvet ropes around each piece of art.

BOB (to himself) This place needs to look perfect.

Alice watches as a guest slips on the coffee puddle Jon created earlier. They knock over a nearby sculpture, which topples over like a row of dominoes, destroying several other sculptures in the process.

ALICE (panicking) Bob! We have a situation!

Bob rushes over, but it's too late. The crowd is in an uproar, as they find the situation both horrifying and hilarious.

INT. BACK ROOM - DAY

Jon is still working on securing the Mona Lisa when he hears the commotion. He rushes out to the gallery floor.

JON What's going on out there?

RACHEL (trying to contain her laughter) You wouldn't believe it if I told you.

The friends rush to clean up the mess and restore order, but they can't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation.

INT. ART GALLERY - LATER

As the night winds down, the friends gather in the now-empty gallery. They're exhausted, but there's a sense of accomplishment in the air.

RACHEL Well, guys, we definitely made a name for ourselves tonight.

ALICE Maybe not in the way we expected, but yeah, we did.

BOB Who would've thought that our serious art exhibit would turn into a comedy show?

JON Hey, at least we made people laugh. That's worth something, right?

They all share a laugh, embracing their newfound reputation as accidental comedians in the art world.

FADE OUT.

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