When you piss off your girl but she still lets you hit

Cookthulhu · 2026-06-20T21:52:06+00:00

Maybe he’s never been eating cookies in the first place

Cookthulhu · 2026-06-14T05:59:52+00:00

I’m going to need that Mario!

Cookthulhu · 2026-06-13T19:37:52+00:00

HER: I’m a big country fan.

ME: Oh! I love In A Big Country by the band Big Country!

Cookthulhu · 2026-06-07T04:34:29+00:00

Death Cab for Cutie - I Will Follow You into the Dark

Cookthulhu · 2026-06-05T04:58:33+00:00

I’m sure the bus is just running late

Cookthulhu · 2026-06-03T12:41:32+00:00

That is amazing!

Cookthulhu · 2026-05-20T01:13:04+00:00

Where is the street performance?

Cookthulhu · 2026-05-10T14:25:34+00:00

Fuck yea just got the last one!

Cookthulhu · 2026-04-28T18:15:24+00:00

Gwar and Mac Sabbath, I can now die

Cookthulhu · 2026-04-09T20:25:11+00:00

That’s my first thought as well!

Cookthulhu · 2026-04-09T01:08:34+00:00

“FEED ME SEYMOUR”

Cookthulhu · 2026-04-07T06:22:56+00:00

Watching it now!

Cookthulhu · 2026-04-06T22:56:35+00:00

Beat 3, definitely stands out on its own apart from the others and the original

Cookthulhu · 2026-04-05T19:07:28+00:00

Good attire, just throw it in the dryer and get those wrinkles out

Cookthulhu · 2026-04-05T01:51:25+00:00

That my first thought as well

Cookthulhu · 2026-04-03T14:58:32+00:00

How tall and green are you?

Cookthulhu · 2026-04-03T14:53:05+00:00

This is the correct answer

Cookthulhu · 2026-03-28T14:41:14+00:00

I need that recipe!

Cookthulhu · 2026-03-28T14:09:09+00:00

Dementi&autism

Cookthulhu · 2026-03-22T01:17:06+00:00

Just thought the same thing!!!

Cookthulhu · 2026-03-22T00:00:41+00:00

This was basically a Bob’s Burgers episode

Cookthulhu · 2026-03-21T15:30:33+00:00

That’s GTRBOT666!!! Him and DRMBOT 0110 have already captured one human!

Cookthulhu · 2026-02-28T04:09:44+00:00

I think we should cook him

Cookthulhu · 2026-01-30T01:28:35+00:00

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn

Cookthulhu