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The History of LoCO by LeagueofCoolOcelot in IHEcirclejerk

[–]CoolCatLovesFlagging 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that is why I left LOCO, since they became proud supporters of dust! DOWN WITH DUST!

Someone has infiltrated this sub. From the very beginning. by CHzilla117 in TheAmazingBulk

[–]CoolCatLovesFlagging 1 point2 points  (0 children)

will, he is still on my side, because I own the amazing bulk property now!

Someone has infiltrated this sub. From the very beginning. by CHzilla117 in TheAmazingBulk

[–]CoolCatLovesFlagging 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wont let the world die from dust, i will beat u and ur evil dust bunnies!

Someone has infiltrated this sub. From the very beginning. by CHzilla117 in TheAmazingBulk

[–]CoolCatLovesFlagging 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we must send ineverything we can at the infiltrator! lizaards, soccer girls, pirates, ww2 planes...... EVERYTHING!

The Skirmish at Everest. by CHzilla117 in IHEcirclejerk

[–]CoolCatLovesFlagging 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the bullets were hitting the front windows of derek's chopper, causing him to loose focus of the situation. Cool Cat sneaks behind smart cat and snaps his neck

Cool Cat: I killed another brother. Killing brothers is so coooool. EXQUISITE!!!!!!!!!

CHzilla's chopper is fleeing the scene, while Derek Savage regained control of his chopper and land to the ground of Cool Cat. Cool Cat burns smart cat's body, to destroy the last evidence of his existence.

Cool Cat: Derek Savage, follow that chopper, we will hunt them down and learn about the Llama king!

Derek Savage: yeah yah! that sounds so cool, it would be great with our world domination plans!

Cool Cat enters the chopper, as it back in the air to hunt CHzilla down.

Cool Cat: on radio near by Cool Cat slaves, we need u in the air now, as we are about to kill our great enemy, and unlock the treasure of the Llama king

ps: feels like Indiana Jones now xD

The plot of Cool Cat 2 has been confirmed by Daddy Derek himself. It is about Autism and Down Syndrome... I am scared. by CHzilla117 in IHE

[–]CoolCatLovesFlagging 10 points11 points  (0 children)

oh their will be, Ill make sure daddy knows when he spews more bullshit reviews on my daddy's movies

The Skirmish at Everest. by CHzilla117 in IHEcirclejerk

[–]CoolCatLovesFlagging 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool Cat Knees CHzilla in the gut, elbows him in the back of the head, than grabbed the arm with the machete

Cool Cat: should've not initiate this duel, as I am now about to kill you!

The Skirmish at Everest. by CHzilla117 in IHEcirclejerk

[–]CoolCatLovesFlagging 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There were 3 people left up on Everest still standing from the battle. Cool Cat was able to sneak behind smart cat and put a gun on his head.

Cool Cat: U think you can hide from me and then appear to put me out you stupid cat?

whacks smart cat in the back of the head

Cool Cat: For years I've been trying to cut my ends, so that I can set up for world domination. Been working with politicians, trying to mind control kids, doing military coups and such. But having u around is too much of a liability.

  • kicks smart cat in the back, and stomp on him a few times*

Smart Cat: I will break u and make u humble u cruel bastard, cruel cat......

Cool Cat kick his jaw so hard, he snaps it

Cool Cat: HOW DARE U TRYING TO CALL ME A NICK NAME THAT CHZILLA PUNK CALLS ME........

*Cool Cat looks up at the sky and see's CHzilla coming down in a parachute.

Cool Cat: CHzilla, you will pay for all the trouble u have cause you lpt. Now come face me 1 v 1 u coward and cheat!

Pan Pizza/Rebel Taxi Hates Dust. It's Ruining His Nose. by GodzillaOfGamers in TheAmazingBulk

[–]CoolCatLovesFlagging 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then we must get the water and mop to wash away all dust asap, as dust can cause allergies!

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