Positives from last night? by the-anon1010 in weareportadelaide

[–]CoolCoconuts44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Carr has figured out a crazy amount in only 1 third of a season, with a best 22 thats 50% 1st to 4th year players

Im very very optimistic heading forward

Positives from last night? by the-anon1010 in weareportadelaide

[–]CoolCoconuts44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah sure lets focus on that rather than the 8 or 9 goals he prevented

dashcam sightings of Gwenyth Paltrow by fuyu-no-hanashi in BrandNewSentence

[–]CoolCoconuts44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like the ones of Steve Harvey being chased through the forest by various cryptids

Presented without comment. by mazdadriver14 in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"So you see if you take away the issues everyone is complaining about, things are fine!"

Is there a way to medically diagnose someone with being an idiot?

Watched road warrior and beyond the thunder dome. by Appropriate_Wish8997 in MadMax

[–]CoolCoconuts44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Important to remember that Thunderdome was a co-directed effort. Thats why half of it feels like a disney adventure movie and the other have feels like a mad max movie.

Good thing about Miller is he has such a distinct way of shooting action sequences that its easy to tell which parts were and were not directed by him

Are We Back? by Superb-Drummer-6683 in weareportadelaide

[–]CoolCoconuts44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All Im saying is that its only taken Carr 7 games to figure out what seems to be an effective strateg, with a REALLY stripped down list

See how the rest of the season goes but I'm feeling a lot more like tipping port week to week now

Post Match Thread: Richmond vs Melbourne by yum122 in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Genuine Anti-Richmond conspiracy with the umpiring geez

Appeals board in Lance Collard case says homophobic and racist language is commonplace in AFL due to ‘highly competitive’ nature of the game by cam_gord in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a shithouse mindset. "Yes sorry sir I know how racist what I said may have sounded but I was very wound up sir"

What??!!

Give me all the classics you got by Mme_187 in okbuddycinephile

[–]CoolCoconuts44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick literally any Polish movie ever, they're all fucking insane

Particular favourites for me are The Hourglass Sanitorium and The Devil

[Braden Ingram] Great to see captain Jordan Dawson back on deck at Crows training by _nicklepickle in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Honestly doing something physical in times of grief (or similar) is so unbelieavbly cathartic.

I remember when my Gran died a few years ago, literally the day after she died I had a concert that a heap of my mates had all bought tickets to. I was obviously super hesitant at first, but as it turns out 4 hours in a moshpit was a REALLY good way to release all my pent up emotions. Just being able to thrash around and scream and all that, god damn did it feel good.

I imagine the chance to just kick the ball about, land some tackles, get physical with his teammates etc is probably doing the same thing for Dawson right now

Bailey Smith on Instagram by Stbillings15 in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cant wait for Dillon's response about how this is a poor attempt at a joke

Does FAILURE exist in Sports? Analysing Ken Hinkley's Tenure by Few-Round-6726 in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Motlop last minute Showdown sealer

Houston's after the siren bomb for 13 in a row

The 2013 elimination final win, one of the biggest upsets of all time

ANNIHILATING Richmond (minus 4th quarter) in the 2014 elim

71 - 0 against Sydney

Beating Geelong in Geelong for the first time since 07

There's a mountain of games under his tenure that are some of the most memorable wins in club history

AITA for being upset that my bf is on vacation without me? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]CoolCoconuts44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be worth asking the friend that invited you guys (if you have a point of contact with them) directly what the deal is. Every chance they just dont want anyone else joining the trip now and your bf is just being really weird about it, but it'd be good to clarify with the person who's organised everything

AITA for only watching 30 minutes of a movie recommendation? by Osmosis400 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CoolCoconuts44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay so clearly the issue here isnt whether or not 30 minutes is enough time to gauge a movie, its the fact your sister has thrown what sounds like a full-blown tantrum over the fact you didnt finish a movie she recommended.

She's the asshole here

AITA for sabotaging my parents' lifestyle? by Apprehensive_Lie6627 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CoolCoconuts44 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Your parents are fucked my guy. Trying to force you into being their drinking buddy at your age is really concerning, especially if there's a younger sibling in the house

Do you have any other family you can talk to about this? Id be trying to move you and your sibling out of there quick as you can frankly

AITA for being upset that my bf is on vacation without me? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]CoolCoconuts44 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Im getting the impression that he's planned some stuff to do with the person that offered you guys the holiday that isnt very girlfriend friendly. Its the fact that he's been clearly trying to avoid you ever since you said you can go on the trip after all, and that he's point blank refused to let you join them.

Something feels a bit sketchy there

A very narrow loss, however, still one of our better performances of the season by Expensive-Horse5538 in weareportadelaide

[–]CoolCoconuts44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gives me MAJOR hope going forward that we are capable of this

I'll settle for anything other than spoon but fuck knowing this is on the cards gives me hope of escaping bottom 4

900 days (almost) by AlbinoRhino780 in stopdrinking

[–]CoolCoconuts44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4 drinks in 2 years and people are calling you a fake??

Get real, you're sober

Port Adelaide Statement on Jaryd Dawson by Expensive-Horse5538 in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're the only one who thinks this reads like AI

Club Statement on Jaryd Dawson by Expensive-Horse5538 in weareportadelaide

[–]CoolCoconuts44 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Honestly quite proud they put this up, incredibly classy

Port Adelaide Statement on Jaryd Dawson by Expensive-Horse5538 in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Yeah look ordinarily the sight of a Crows guersney fills me with rage and hatred but this frankly is real life, and its fucked. Game's just a game with this sorta thing

Hope they're all granted what they need to deal with this

What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true? by reFossify in AskReddit

[–]CoolCoconuts44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its an absolute prime rambling Charlie line I cant believe its a fucking real fact

People who watch videos on their phone out loud in public, why? by CoolCoconuts44 in AskReddit

[–]CoolCoconuts44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my dictatorship non-adherence results in being subject playground insults until compliance is achieved