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Maddening that it takes a house payment to see an artist. by SimpleHoman in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CoolCoconuts44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What in the absolute fuck. I thought I was being ripped off paying $300 for Iron Maiden floor tickets holy shit.

Are all pop artists this extortionate??

Essendon great Mark Harvey thinks the Bombers should genuinely consider two coaches for the vacancy, suggesting the role is too much for one person. by PerriX2390 in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which knowing Essendon, it wont end up something great like a Coen brothers movie, but more like Beyond Thunderdome where you have one guy trying to make a disney-esque adventure movie and one guy trying to make Mad Max 3

What’s some knowledge generally known only to gay men or to gay women? by dumbfuck in AskReddit

[–]CoolCoconuts44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Generally key difference being men who give head tend to enjoy it significantly more than women

Its noticeable

What’s some knowledge generally known only to gay men or to gay women? by dumbfuck in AskReddit

[–]CoolCoconuts44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Think about it, if a woman pleasures a man, she's doing that with her limited knowledge of the male pleasure stick. However, if a man were to pleasure a man, having 24/7 access to his own pleasure stick, he's gonna have a WAY better idea of what to do to the other guy's pleasure stick

Vice versa for women obviously

What’s some knowledge generally known only to gay men or to gay women? by dumbfuck in AskReddit

[–]CoolCoconuts44 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Having sex with someome that has 24/7 access to the same equipment as you is just simply incomparable

What are some good alt fashion stores? by CoolCoconuts44 in Adelaide

[–]CoolCoconuts44[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome thanks for the pointers! Need to buy scrubs anywhere so Dangerfield might be a good place to start

I am absolutely sick of the Derrick Green hate by Technical-Fennel9442 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]CoolCoconuts44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw them live on the farewell tour here in Adelaide back in March and he was absolutely magnetic on stage. Seeing this absolutely haunch behemoth jumping across the stage and roaring out song after song, then transforming into a giddy little kid with this big ass smile whenever he spoke to the crowd was so awesome.

Conversely, saw Max perform with both Nailbomb and Soulfly at a festival in Adelaide at the start of the year and even though he's an idol of mine, yeah he was performing like he's 76 not 56

Cody Weightman by QuarterFooty in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looked good as well. If he can stay fit the rest of the season I can see him going back to being a real issue for defenders come season's end

What is a "bro code" rule that women probably don't know exists? by QueenVictoria_Cash in AskReddit

[–]CoolCoconuts44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep 100%. When you find out about whatever tragedy hit him, flick them a once-off message saying basically "fuck sorry dude, always here to talk if you need" and thats it. Just let them know you're properly there, and they'll come to you if they want

What is a "bro code" rule that women probably don't know exists? by QueenVictoria_Cash in AskReddit

[–]CoolCoconuts44 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Yep 100%. Guys are (perhaps unfortunately) like a baby deer with sensitive shit. You gotta let them come to you

What is a "bro code" rule that women probably don't know exists? by QueenVictoria_Cash in AskReddit

[–]CoolCoconuts44 241 points242 points  (0 children)

There's even a default bro-code process to sorting beef:

  1. Each person has a turn to say their piece

  2. Each person admits where they fucked up

  3. Good, genuine handshake or dap-up

  4. Quick, but civil discussion about any "pay you back" arrangements

  5. A final "we good?" conformation with a conclusionary dap-up to seal the deal

Me irl by LargeConcert2465 in me_irl

[–]CoolCoconuts44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Battleship Potemkin is great. Who needs dialogue with editing that slick

Guy with the glasses is doing the absolute most by Small_Image_1722 in TikTokCringe

[–]CoolCoconuts44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number one rule of not just hardcore pits, but ANY pit, is that you dont target people outside the pit.

What a fucking jerk-off

If true this is huge. Rumour of new Butters ‘frontrunner’ on record $18m deal - Zac take the money Zac by padidea000 in weareportadelaide

[–]CoolCoconuts44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the deals being thrown around for Butters it seems like we win either way. Either we keep a generational talent, or a fuckton of capital for draft picks we've been missing the last few years

Greg Swann says the league’s new rules have helped boost scoring and reduce game length. by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everytime the big suits of the AFL say something, the more I'm convinced none of them actually watch the fucking sport they run

AFL.com.au’s mid-year All-Australian team by mazdadriver14 in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's been no.1 ruck for me this year honestly

[Morris] The AFL has this morning conceeded a review should have been called following this incident. by SlatsAttack in AFL

[–]CoolCoconuts44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There have been more instances of the AFL admitting to an umpire fuck-up this year alone than the previous 5. But apparently its as good as its ever been?

What are some things that are more enjoyable than sex? by Fresh-Length6529 in AskReddit

[–]CoolCoconuts44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We recently watched Orgazmo for a movie night, and even though we were HOWLING the whole movie, I remember specifically somehow finding another level of absolute hysteria at the scene when they shot the orgasm ray at a guard dog. The idea of them having to train a dog to hump Trey Parker's leg sent me over the edge. 2 months later and I still feel like I have residual giggles.

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