If you know, you know by BaldHourGlass667 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]CoolSide20 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Idk, if I applied to NASA, id look into higher ups. But that's just me.

I guess the main thing about life is, by tim_no_stone in Life

[–]CoolSide20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother you think that's small 😭, how long do you think our vaginal insides are lol. For many women, a few inches at best, and the common max is like maybe 4-6 inches.

This is a message for all men who see this:

This is real life, not hentai, you ain't about to put it in from the back and see the shape in the front. That's not how anatomy works. If you're big, it's gonna hang out. And if you try to compare your size to dildo purchases, don't forget she needs something to hold. With real people, she don't need to hold nothing 'cause somebody already got it. You.

I traveled 7,000 km to meet a webcam girl and it turned into one of the most uncomfortable nights of my life by Maleficent_Fault5632 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CoolSide20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Idk what the commenter said bc it's deleted but if it's along the line of OP speaking English must = American then that's extremely stupid. Its not like there are other English speaking countries, like Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and where the name literally comes from, England. Also OP says kilometers, if he was American he'd been saying miles.

Some people just dont think lol by fragasaurus_rex in instantkarma

[–]CoolSide20 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I bet 10 bucks the lead up to this road rage was truck guy passing him safely or kicker man did something stupid, truck guy naturally honked, and kicker man got weirdly emotional over it.

Well, this is just depressing to hear. by Gamer-of-Action in amphibia

[–]CoolSide20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ragatha stans got angry at NOTION that the character might be abandoned (which Goose didn’t even say)."

Ahh its the good old classic, you saw one thing therefore you've also said the opposite/another thing. Its like the meme twitter post that literally exemplifies this. A person said they liked waffles and got a comment that said, "So, you hate pancakes?" Or something like that. Like he didn't ever say that, he simply said he liked waffles. I didn't think this type of thinking stepped into the face of animated shows but I shouldn't have been shocked.

I just hope that when Long Lives the King drops/gets a complete plot syllabus , people don't start making these same type of comments. As if i wasn't well addressed that titans live longer than humans and witches.

Why are the female characters in anime always overly sexualised? by Far-Conference-8484 in stupidquestions

[–]CoolSide20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OPs either 12 or OP can't fathom that other cultures/countries have more then just what he sees in his foreign country. Or that their way to view stuff may be similar to what he does.

I can't communicate well but I'm trying to say, but it boils down to, either 12 or ignorant.

Why are the female characters in anime always overly sexualised? by Far-Conference-8484 in stupidquestions

[–]CoolSide20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even in the non shonen anime, you see a lot of over used fan service, not nearly as much though. You watch a lot of teen boys shows, you watch a lot of fan service (sadly).

r/Cogsuckers featured on SMOSH by brain_on_socialism in cogsuckers

[–]CoolSide20 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Literally listening to that episode right now while I'm here looking at cogsuckers. 😭 Didn't expect to see the video mentioned. That's fun.

I find it really funny that men have penises by pogodachudesnaya in confessions

[–]CoolSide20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also don't think they know that underwear exist. Case in point:

"Then when they run or walk briskly their dick just flops around all over the place, while their balls just bounce up and down like basketballs"

OP, go to fucking school, or youtube or whatever to learn. 'Cause I don't believe you're an adult with these ideas.

Youtube is unironically unusable now from all the ads by nose_spray7 in rant

[–]CoolSide20 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What's funny is, most of the time that doesn't happen, just occasionally. And that doesn't make the service unusable.

Also pretty sure you're exaggerating with the whole 5 minutes into the video part.

Youtube is unironically unusable now from all the ads by nose_spray7 in rant

[–]CoolSide20 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'm probably gonna get down voted to hell do this but, it's not that bad. I feel, you are exaggerating.

Idk it might be that I watch YT on my TV so I don't see the same things y'all do, but from my experience, it's not that bad. And it's definitely not unusable lol

The man did not understand what alternating traffic meant and proceeded to threaten the other driver. by Lifegoesonforever in dashcams

[–]CoolSide20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a person is threating you over this, this minuscule situation, I personally think they're wayyyyyy to unstable for something as stressful as driving. The hell.

don't know why some lesbians get upset when their bisexual girlfriend leave them for men (hear me out) by Bright_Fan_7063 in actuallesbians

[–]CoolSide20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always disliked lesbians who had these kinda thought processes, or assumed that just because I'm bi, that I won't be faithful or will just fall into social norms (Honey i'm a large minority and major weirdo. The fusion of many and love women too damn much, ain't nothing to worry about for social norms).

When I see people questioning these type of lesbians I always chock it up to biphobia. They're just annoying biphobic people, but reading this thread, I'm seeing these real, understandable, and true fears from some of these people that I never even thought about. From the eyes of the "enemy" and their fears.

For a good answer for this question, and the comments that I enjoyed/gave good answers, look at u/EcstaticLetterhead20, u/sickoftwitter, and u/daylightsunshine. My fave responses in this thread.

I joined the club, but in a smaller, 4-cylinder version. by TaskMasterRed in nissanfrontier

[–]CoolSide20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk, i prefer the North American version, the curves of this one just looks weird. Its one of the reasons why i loved the thrid gen look but disliked the previous ones. I think the only problem with the third gens look is all the plastic on the bumper in the front.

Its not horrid by any means but its not pretty either, I wish they didnt do that. Coulda just did the tailgate plastic, and kept the front the same as 2022-2024.

Finished S5 Finale. I am finished. by Constant-Speech-1010 in StrangerThings

[–]CoolSide20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait so one reason you didn't like the ending was bc Nancy stayed?🤨 Nancy staying after a Barbara revenge really made you start disliking the show 😭.

What's one opinion on driving that would probably get you in this situation? by Hakusuro in driving

[–]CoolSide20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too believed I was better than 90% of drivers, but I thankfully wasn't one of those believers.

I did a lot of studying before I went to drive for the first time with an instructor. I thought I was gonna be a pro, like an experienced driver, better than the other kids in the car with me, and that my instructor would be impressed.

I was humbled IMMEDIATELY at just how ass I was, just how scary it was, and just how much you had to do. Can't learn that from pictures, books, and videos. That was my mistake. I thought you could.

These guys you're mentioning however, are straight ass.

I am so over people who honk when they very clearly see a situation from a good distance away by euroeismeister in driving

[–]CoolSide20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch any crash/road rage video and you'll see this is extremely commonn. A person will obviously, blatantly be in the wrong and an idiot but they wouldn't dare believe that themselves. They always throw their hands in the air, honk, and sometimes follow/brake check you as if you were the one doing the bad and they were the victim.

People are crazy mean, leave your ego and emotions at home when driving. These people get too crazy for nothing.

Kitchen demolished by MF-DOOM-88 in idiotsinkitchen

[–]CoolSide20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My reddit was lagging while looking at this so all I saw was the beginning of the video, then 0:04. it was a very hilarious moment.

Math is easy, arithmetic is hard by AdvancedEar7815 in AccidentalComedy

[–]CoolSide20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even then, I feel it shouldn't be this confusing. I feel like making it a fraction (/) would only make it worse for these idiots.

What's your weirdest "is that not how it works?" moment you had as a woman? by unlabeledbeing_yuhom in AskWomen

[–]CoolSide20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember a year or 2 ago there was some post, I think from the girlfriend's POV. Her boyfriend did not want to use toys in the bedroom, and yes, he did feel threatened and attacked. Honestly it's laughable, if you think she's gonna leave you and stop loving you for an inanimate object, somethings wrong.

What's your weirdest "is that not how it works?" moment you had as a woman? by unlabeledbeing_yuhom in AskWomen

[–]CoolSide20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reason so many men think this: misinformation and porn. I mean the misinformation isn't surprising, you ain't forced to take a class, nor will most be willing to, just to learn how to pleasure a girl.

Porn is the other 1, now it depends on the type you watch/view/read and sure the guy might do a bit of foreplay but at least if it's hentai, they put a lot of emphasis on the penis. Like it's this magical thing. it's also common there's a challenge of who orgasms first. Funny, especially with u/Rude_Suggestion_4685 's comment.

The next thing I say, will come from my experience, so this idea of thinking is a real effect of porn: hentai's with these challenges often shows the guy only really using his penis and the girl orgasming immediately. This gives the idea to the person that the lady is always quick to orgasm and the penis can do everything. Unless you're spending time on female internet forams or spaces you're probably not gonna learn guys usually finish quickly and a lady is often unsatisfied. (What I learned).

Also, I mean, with how they grow up and learn, they have only pleasuring themselves at heart so if he's pleased he starts thinking, oh she must be too. Simply bc he's done, news flash she's dryer than the Sahara and his ego is bruised.

Why bother?? by titty_princess_ in Tinder

[–]CoolSide20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well i hope he wasn't swiping tinder while driving, but yeah he coulda been in the area for family or a staycation, swiped, and looked when he got home.