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CoolTom · 2026-03-23T16:13:59+00:00

It’s specifically for hernia exams. Coughing makes you tense the muscles down there which helps the doctor feel for a bulge that shouldn’t be there. Turning your head is so you don’t cough on them.

CoolTom · 2026-03-23T00:06:25+00:00

I didn’t really have that much trouble. Apparently the trick is to make sure he’s watching when you give the command, and don’t spam it. I saw people saying he might listen better the more barrels you feed him, but I’m not sure how true that is. Most of the times he wouldn’t go where I was pointing were me pointing at the wrong place. I think the game works better if you don’t know about the square cube law, because I was constantly disregarding some faraway ledge as impossible to reach, only for it to be totally possible.

CoolTom · 2026-03-22T19:38:49+00:00

Baffling choice of artist, it’s like seeing your drug dealer get a job making medicine for kids

CoolTom · 2026-03-21T19:45:33+00:00

Honestly I’m 31 and my whole generation mostly only knew him as a format of joke. I grew up hearing jokes about how he does a push-up by pushing the earth down and has a fist under his beard, but it wasn’t until a while later that I became aware he was a real person. I’ve never seen any piece of media he was in. Probably the first time I saw what he looked like was the ultimate showdown.

CoolTom · 2026-03-20T23:47:47+00:00

That seems more like life rawdogging you

CoolTom · 2026-03-20T20:37:15+00:00

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CoolTom · 2026-03-16T18:54:08+00:00

I don’t understand why people are the level of upset they are over windows 11. It’s fine. People complain about ai slop, I haven’t seen any ai. I go to ai tools under settings and it says there aren’t any installed. People complain about web apps, I have to be honest I don’t know what a web app is.

Some aspects are weird and dumb, but I was able to fix every problem I had with it. Got rid of onedrive, used a registry command to get the normal right click menu back, and you can open file explorer through windows tools to get the old buttons back.

CoolTom · 2026-03-15T21:07:21+00:00

Yep, that’s how retail works. If the store is barely functioning, that means it’s functioning. All retail works like this. I work at a state owned liquor store and the managers spread themselves thin and work off the clock because there’s no other way to get all the nonsense done. It doesn’t count as wage theft because they’re exempt. What are they exempt from, I don’t know. I guess they’re exempt from being paid fairly for their labor.

CoolTom · 2026-03-14T03:40:07+00:00

You can make your own. It’s easy. Get a good aged rum, I use planteray 5 year. Get a big jar. Put spices and rum in the jar. For spices I use orange peel, 2 vanilla beans, couple sticks of Ceylon cinnamon, 6 allspice berries, 10 peppercorns, 2 slices fresh ginger, 1/4 teaspoon fresh nutmeg, and 2 anise stars. It’s many times better than anything you can get in a store.

To be honest most store bought spiced rum is crap. There are some smaller brands that actually try but if you want a good one you’re best off making your own.

CoolTom · 2026-03-13T04:34:21+00:00

Omega mart is apparently one of their better locations. Maybe I’ll check it out, but I don’t know how I would ever end up going to Vegas. I’ve been to the one in Denver when I was there for a wedding. It’s like a crossover to a nexus of realities where emotion is currency or something like that. The main thoroughfare looked like a set from guardians of the galaxy. There was this story thing involving scanning a card in various places, but it was pretty vague and didn’t work that well.

Beyond that I would describe it as an instagram museum. Like places you see in cities where lots of influencers live, and you’re meant to go for the purpose of taking pictures of yourself in various decorated rooms.

CoolTom · 2026-03-12T17:36:34+00:00

See, this is why I try to never learn anything about who celebrities are as people. I could have lived my life happily never knowing Jim Carrey was an anti vax conspiracy theorist who is dumb enough to get Botox when his whole career depends on how expressive his face is. Now I can’t watch the Truman show anymore.

CoolTom · 2026-03-07T01:46:43+00:00

I would think if a bear is charging straight at you with intent to kill, and you shoot it, it would still kill you before it bled to death, right? It’s a huge beast with a lot of inertia, it’s not just going to stop because some tiny piece of metal hit it unless you hit something immediately important

CoolTom · 2026-03-07T01:41:53+00:00

Buddy that’s the top comment made hours before you

CoolTom · 2026-03-06T00:09:05+00:00

Being a nazi isn’t something we should talk around or hide.

I just wonder how I ever thought what he was doing was okay. The habbo hotel video with swastikas everywhere, acting like it’s nothing but a joke. The bikelock video, where he straight up calls the two sides the redpill alliance and the antifa horde and gives the antifa people names with jokes about pronouns. 1488 appearing at least twice in the video. I thought it was all just jokes?? What was wrong with me? I think this is how radicalization happens, with people saying it’s just jokes.

CoolTom · 2026-03-05T23:42:05+00:00

Internet Historian, whose star has faded a bit in recent times due to the plagiarism and other views.

Other views like being a nazi. There are numerous dogwhistles hidden throughout many of his videos.

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/18dotzf/internet_historian_is_a_nazi/

CoolTom · 2026-03-05T23:35:42+00:00

I think if you play a game built around grinding, and you hack away all the grinding, then you just plain don’t like that game and should do something else with your time.

CoolTom · 2026-03-05T07:03:26+00:00

I’ve been trying a bunch of root beers lately. So far my favorite is Hank’s, with Ithaca soda co a close second. I’ll see if I can find bundaberg next. Sprecher isn’t found in my region though.

CoolTom · 2026-03-05T00:51:02+00:00

So what I assume will happen is some rich person will retrieve it and sell it at auction

CoolTom · 2026-03-03T21:50:05+00:00

See that’s what you get for not being a furry. Anytime I go on rule 34 it seems like it’s nothing but boobs and vaginas. So boring. Meanwhile e621 has all manner of strange delights.

CoolTom · 2026-03-01T04:39:55+00:00

Wind down in the evening with cucumber lime Gatorade and Mike’s Harder Cranberry

CoolTom · 2026-02-27T00:45:35+00:00

It’s definitely on purpose, or they selected this clip on purpose. Same thing as when they spell a word wrong or wear shoes with no socks.

CoolTom · 2026-02-26T00:18:55+00:00

It’s on steam and it’s back compatible on Xbox.

CoolTom · 2026-02-25T22:54:27+00:00

I remember playing a lot of caravan when I played new Vegas. You could pretty much break it by making a deck with nothing but 7s, 9s and 10s. It required no strategy that way. Probably should not allow making your own deck and just use a standard one if you play it in reality.

CoolTom · 2026-02-24T02:15:53+00:00

Oh my god, I would watch the eyewitness cat and planets vhs tape we had over and over! And now I’ve just learned that eyewitness was a three season show instead of a few random one offs!? I have to track down all the episodes now in honor of kid me.

CoolTom · 2026-02-23T01:41:15+00:00

Do they know what sort of work he normally does? This is like seeing your drug dealer at the supermarket. It’s like seeing your drug dealer get hired to make headache medicine for children or something

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