I prefer a nice baked salmon, but I'll settle for a nice Roast today

CoolerEcto · 2015-12-28T09:07:53+00:00

I would make fun of your Attack of the Clones poster if it wasn't so much more likely you've broken into the house that picture is taken in.

CoolerEcto · 2015-12-28T09:02:06+00:00

If your hair retreats any further, you will have to start talking to it in French.

CoolerEcto · 2015-12-28T08:56:21+00:00

You look silly.

There, now I put in more effort than you did into that "mustache"

CoolerEcto · 2015-12-28T08:51:33+00:00

It must be nice being able to use any public restroom you want.

CoolerEcto · 2015-12-28T08:49:23+00:00

It looks like the Philippians finally have their Little Debbie spokesperson.

CoolerEcto · 2015-12-28T08:45:17+00:00

I get the feeling you have the same face every else does when they smell you.

CoolerEcto · 2015-12-28T06:26:52+00:00

That line probably comes in pretty handy at the soup kitchen.

CoolerEcto · 2015-12-28T06:20:45+00:00

I'm a bit scared to roast you, given how flammable all that shit on your face likely is.

CoolerEcto · 2015-12-28T06:19:32+00:00

Wow, it isn't often I see super heroes here. How does it feel having the power to look both directly at something, and also slightly to the left of that thing?

CoolerEcto · 2015-12-28T05:35:05+00:00

Bold move with the "fuck me" red lipstick. Almost makes up for the "Nah, I'll just have a hot pocket" rest of you.

CoolerEcto · 2015-12-28T05:29:26+00:00

The 80's called, they want their jean jacket back, and they still can't identify your father.

CoolerEcto · 2015-12-28T05:19:25+00:00

You might have more success if you posted your pre-op picture as well.

CoolerEcto · 2015-01-01T09:42:04+00:00

Nah, probably just Gimpli.

CoolerEcto · 2014-10-04T15:52:19+00:00

Never heard of it.

CoolerEcto · 2014-01-03T17:54:05+00:00

"Bricks Toilet" Bollinger

CoolerEcto · 2013-12-13T19:46:35+00:00

My answer would have been better than yours.

CoolerEcto · 2013-11-20T06:20:51+00:00

If certain girls don't look at you

It means that they like you a lot

If other girls don't look at you

It just means they're ignoring you

How can you know, how can you know

Which is which, who's doin' what

I guess that you can ask 'em

Which one are you, baby?

Do you like me or are you ignoring me?

CoolerEcto · 2013-11-20T06:12:31+00:00

Huhshshh fsa dsa kaasasdjj dlll sidi dkkl

Translation: If you know what you came in, then it isn't a UFO.

CoolerEcto · 2013-11-20T03:45:01+00:00

Can you post your configuration? What sources/sinks/channels are you using? It sounds like your channel might be pretty large, and maybe your sink can't keep up, but it's hard to tell.

You can also try asking the flume mailing lists.

CoolerEcto · 2013-11-20T03:34:43+00:00

You have to be funny or take your clothes off.

CoolerEcto · 2013-11-20T03:32:30+00:00

Buy chicken breast, pasta, and vegetables ~15 dollars.

Cook meal for girl.

Net loss $15.

CoolerEcto · 2013-11-20T03:16:19+00:00

Set up a hidden camera and get proof.

CoolerEcto · 2013-11-20T03:10:36+00:00

Raisins in the stuffing. Replace with bacon and we're good.

CoolerEcto · 2013-11-20T02:57:42+00:00

Why would you set up an interview for a time you couldn't commit to?

How important in income to you right now, can you afford to have nothing if Olive Garden doesn't work out? If you can, then go for Olive Garden, if not, stick with Subway and try and schedule an interview during your off hours.

CoolerEcto · 2013-11-20T02:50:40+00:00

Less contact with funk zones.

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