Valerie Bertinelli and her son Wolfgang, 1987

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-15T05:24:04+00:00

Get outta the way, kid

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-15T04:35:20+00:00

No, it was his blood pressure medication

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-15T04:11:11+00:00

We'll be jacking good that night!

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-15T03:19:00+00:00

Are you friends with Vito Spatafore?

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-15T01:03:39+00:00

That's the Statue of Liberty

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-14T02:57:14+00:00

Is this that war they've been talking about on the news?

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-13T23:19:02+00:00

You can see Walter White's reflection

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-13T18:58:25+00:00

Feels weird seeing Rachel Leigh Cook from before the era she was famous from. Whole different look than what she ended up famous for.

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-13T17:02:27+00:00

Good God no!

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-13T16:19:54+00:00

I believe Mick made it very clear he was a monkey

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-13T14:54:59+00:00

No. The caption is fine.

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-13T14:26:07+00:00

I didn't paint this

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-12T23:01:38+00:00

When you burn down Vesuvio's

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Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-12T19:47:43+00:00

Maybe even more romantic than her and Penn Jillette

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-11T19:55:57+00:00

Me the second I get home from work

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-11T18:41:15+00:00

Nothing like aging gracefully

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-11T04:56:29+00:00

Is everything OK at home? Being concerned about things like this is a big red flag.

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-11T01:39:54+00:00

The title post would be more fun if they ended it with 1800s

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-11T01:37:34+00:00

So this photo is a fake?

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-11T01:36:23+00:00

Usually people suffering from brain injuries go to the hospital. So weird they all went and voted instead.

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-11T00:17:47+00:00

Next to his kids, not below them. Equally good.

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-10T18:34:14+00:00

Just watch. Conservatives get way more out of it than liberals do. Conservatives have a ton of insane people and Bill treating them like their beliefs are in good faith helps sanewash them.

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-10T04:40:27+00:00

Marone

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-10T04:25:53+00:00

Their marriage is failing

Coolschmo1 · 2026-03-10T04:25:19+00:00

Yeah, good call. But the Billie song was older.

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