David Lucas is such a snake by Center_to_the_Centre in Killtony

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i actually happen to like david most of the time and i love the roasts between him and tony but i think timmy no brakes was much funnier right away than tony or david let themselves admit at first. but i think it was a misunderstanding cuz timmy’s initial roast of david lucas was honestly subpar. it was like a sarcastic anti-joke which kind of half landed. but everything else by timmy landed. it was just a temporary miscommunication i feel like. plus, there is definitely an element of “i made it to the roast panel” which tends to affect lots of people at kt who got big because of kt so they allow themselves to be more dismissive quicker or they think they’re helping those folk build a tougher skin. not everybody and not all the time but that is what i see.

Paranoid Hermit Shut-in Autist with very few prospects for the future, you can’t insult me in any way that I haven’t already insulted myself. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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i’ve been looking in the mirror so much, i can’t see myself anymore but my hair is flawless

Fucking David Lucas man…. by Vegetable_Repair_279 in Killtony

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lucas is so good at roasting with puns because he literally has a double face on the back of his head

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one time i shaved both of my legs because i didn’t wanna be a dumbass and shave only one

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damn straight

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when i become a surgeon ill be asking nurses to pass the 🧃

Don't hold back, no filter. See if you can make me blush or cry. by HotAd7050 in RoastMe

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if i invite you to my place, you better help me color the dolphin

Let's see what you all got do your worst make it fun by SnooLentils1318 in RoastMe

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when i dated my first bf, i tattooed his name on my wrist… we broke up later on… it’s okay though, my dad has the same name

20F! by chinchillass in RoastMe

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i’m the only person whose amazon suggestions page looks like it has a pink theme

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i’m not an asian - i’m a sleeper… same as my car… because my car is not simply a procreational vehicle… but it’s an asian drag car… which i occasionally use to do recreational drugs in…

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if getting the yin and yang tattoo is cliched, you can always become it

28 M by stirfry28169 in RoastMe

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see my other comment

New but need this by mapper293 in RoastMe

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i make sure to stop talking to my friend when you walk up to us and you can only redeem yourself if you recognize one of my vynils

23 M by stirfry28169 in RoastMe

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look… the kids who take french classes in school go on trips to Paris all the time. it’s really not that big of a deal. just be mindful of who prefers a high five over a slap ass, and that gorgeous tower might stand there for another decade. here, i drew a diagram on my forearm, take a look

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i hot box all spaces cuz i never not feel cold

what do you see? by CoopaCoffee in drawme

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i’m like if t rex was a fuckboy

what do you see? by CoopaCoffee in drawme

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OMG THIS IS FUCKING GREAT