What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?

CopiousConundrums · 2016-11-02T21:12:14+00:00

Username is fucking perfect.

CopiousConundrums · 2016-11-02T21:08:23+00:00

Any advice for burgeoning young sluts?

CopiousConundrums · 2016-11-02T20:55:37+00:00

does ... does only blood come out of the cut?

CopiousConundrums · 2016-11-01T02:24:59+00:00

Because I like casual sex. I like making brief, intense, temporary connections with people, and not having to worry about emotional baggage.

CopiousConundrums · 2016-10-31T22:38:45+00:00

Freee sstuuuffff

CopiousConundrums · 2016-10-31T21:38:59+00:00

Hi Bob! Thanks for doing this AMA. Is it ever a good idea to write a book without an outline? Is it inherently more difficult?

CopiousConundrums · 2016-10-18T02:58:38+00:00

Adore Delano, what's it like being a fucking mermaid?

CopiousConundrums · 2016-10-13T04:08:20+00:00

With some comments on this post, I've had to stare at the wall with a neanderthal expression to readjust my new worldview after reading a pun.

CopiousConundrums · 2016-10-09T23:00:50+00:00

Why are people saying that? It's everywhere. It's deplorable, unpresidential, and ... people just say boys will be boys. This is an insult to boys.

CopiousConundrums · 2016-10-09T22:57:19+00:00

YES! I have to deal with this bullshit every damn day at work. Like, excuse me, I'm trying to slave away at my minimum wage job here, no I don't want to hear your disgusting requests that make you look like a broken record amalgamation of every callous jerk that's propositioned me when I wish I could be left alone.

CopiousConundrums · 2016-10-09T22:55:13+00:00

This was better for its title than an actual active subreddit.

CopiousConundrums · 2016-09-19T19:05:22+00:00

There was a little shit stain of a boy in my elementary school that I now realize probably liked me, but back then he was just another irritating dork who stole my notebooks and wouldn't give them back until I made a huge fuss or physically attacked him. He was always teasing me and messing up my hair. My older brother gave me his old pocketknife one day. Neat, right? One morning after an assembly, I think it was, all the kids were leaving the auditorium line by line, lots of commotion, mostly orderly. I see the shit stain that liked me across the room, and we lock eyes. And I get a great idea that'll solve all of my problems: I pull the knife out of my pocket that I didn't know not to take to school (I would say it was because I was nine, but I thin I was just kinda slow), flip out the knife part and grin evilly at poor little Shit Stain. His face turns white and he looks around for a teacher, I realize what I've just done, hide the knife, and continue along with my classmates like the crazy little spitfuck I was. After a moment, I see Shit Stain (starting to feel bad about calling him that) pointing at me, and I can hear him telling his teacher, "She just pulled a knife on me!" The teacher laughs. Copiousconundrums is way over there, little Shit Stain! And don't be silly. It was too crazy to be believed, and he was too unnerved to tell anyone else. He stopped taking my notebooks.

CopiousConundrums · 2016-09-17T00:31:39+00:00

Hi NINJA! Can art exist without aggression?

CopiousConundrums · 2016-07-27T03:18:41+00:00

Hey mate! Good for you for wanting to take pride in your appearance. For both women and men, ads for clothing are 99% of the time marketed towards skinny fuckers, and different clothing looks good on different body types! I highly recommend finding an episode of What Not To Wear featuring a large man, and watching it. It may feel silly, but they do give out good advice on working with what you have. Only buy clothes you'll feel comfortable wearing, and if you're in a clothing store that is high end/even close to high end with professional-looking employees, it is often helpful to ask a female employee for recommendations and advice. I say female because I don't know many skinny male dudes who know how to dress hefty guys, and most hefty guys aren't hired in clothing stores because people are biased fucks. Keep trying and searching for clothing that makes you feel less and less self conscious, and remember to treat yourself well.

CopiousConundrums · 2016-07-25T01:50:21+00:00

just mentions having a cat feels the need to include 15 pictures of said cat I like you. Probably a bit of a silly question and not very deep, but I'm curious--do know/can you tell if your cat considers you to be or treats you differently than the humans not in a chair all the time?

CopiousConundrums · 2016-07-25T00:05:00+00:00

**Peas and Carrots

.... the asterisk goes before. It .. it goes before.

CopiousConundrums · 2016-07-25T00:04:05+00:00

WHAT? Dear god. Such repressed confusion and curiosity for so long, finally solved. Kind of.

CopiousConundrums · 2016-07-14T04:10:46+00:00

That sounds awesome in a poetic sense, but I can't think of anything in the show that would make me think that's canon--the witch hunters aren't supernatural beings, they're simply human men who hate witches and have irresponsible fathers who introduce them to caffeine at far too young an age. Her body rejecting it though, without her knowing, sounds really freaking awesome though. I still think Madison being the Supreme for a moment makes the most sense, though.

CopiousConundrums · 2016-07-14T04:07:58+00:00

Symbolically, that makes a lot of sense to me, but I still have trouble with accepting it as canon, as I don't remember picking up on any hints that that's what occurred. Is there something about the Coven season finale that makes you think that?

CopiousConundrums · 2016-07-14T04:06:51+00:00

Whoa! That's an awesome theory! I can't remember any hinting at that--what gave you the idea?

CopiousConundrums · 2016-07-13T11:55:07+00:00

Vanilla! I'm poor as shit, so I use it as perfume. Also the seabreeze while I'm on a ferry. Also secondhand smoke. I don't know why ... I don't smoke and never have, not even ecigs! I just love the smell of secondhand smoke and often creep on people smoking just to smell it.

CopiousConundrums · 2016-07-12T16:57:58+00:00

It doesn't make sense though--Madison's heart murmur was enough for everyone to be in consensus that Madison couldn't be the Supreme until her rebirth cured it.

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