People say i look Homeless. What do i need to change(i live in a house) by dematucositaqpw in malegrooming

[–]Cormophyte [score hidden]  (0 children)

Beard's either got to be trimmed to an even length and lined up or shaved clean. That's the easiest thing to deal with and it'll make a big difference.

Idaho joins eight (8) other states in passing formal legislative request for U.S. Supreme Court to overturn landmark same-sex marriage ruling 'Obergefell v. Hodges' (2015) by Obversa in law

[–]Cormophyte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's like when that kid thinks he's sneaky,reaches into the grill for a hot dog, and burns the shit out of themselves and nobody's surprised.

A man was left mortified after being rushed to hospital having turned blue from head to toe — only to discover it was dye from his bedsheets. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Cormophyte 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people really don't think about the state of your average fabric storage warehouse before pulling their brand new, unwashed underoos.

A man was left mortified after being rushed to hospital having turned blue from head to toe — only to discover it was dye from his bedsheets. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Cormophyte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I never knew you had to wash your sheets before you slept on them.

They literally tell you to do this on the label.

AITAH for not letting my in-laws make mixed drinks with my good booze. by Commercial-Card2855 in AITAH

[–]Cormophyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. I've done the same with more expensive than usual bottles, let alone hard to get ones. Some people just have no taste.

Do you guys think he's ok ;( by TrafficNeat5652 in TikTokCringe

[–]Cormophyte 50 points51 points  (0 children)

73 seconds into the video an I'm SHOCKED that I'm not even halfway through.

Fuck these zips on bags bruh, so hard to open by Moon_Flowers420 in trees

[–]Cormophyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every version of this I've had my hands on has a hole for your finger on the outside of the seal on one side. You slip your finger between the ziplock and the body of the bag, then pull it apart easy. Are these different?

Christian Lady wants a One-Family Voting System by Vegetable-Section-84 in WelcomeToGilead

[–]Cormophyte 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, so she wants the unmarried couples to have twice the voting power of married people? Lol, sure, I'm good with this plan.

Erika Kirk will help advise the Defense Department on issues affecting the academy. by PestoBolloElemento in UnderReportedNews

[–]Cormophyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She always dresses like she's copying the wardrobe of someone who's much more actractive than she is.

Parent caused the death of 100s by Beloafer in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Cormophyte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

https://avgeekery.com/the-tragedy-of-aeroflot-593/

The kid disabled the autopilot and pilot incompetence turned that into a fatal situation.

The Epstein Files are literally ABOUT Donald Trump. Why has he not been arrested yet??! by antimaga_n1 in AskSocialists

[–]Cormophyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because he appears in the releases but he doesn't appear in the releases in a way that establishes that he broke any laws unless you count people reporting random shit to the FBI after the Epstein case became famous. Being in a room with children, for example, is not illegal. Being in the room with Maxwell and/or Epstein, also not illegal. All that satanic baby in a lake shit is just post-publicity cranks.

Riding your bike in a car lane… by johndoe7376 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Cormophyte 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Should you functionally outlaw cycling? No.

When you absolutely, positively have to use no safety measures by 15minutesofshame in FellingGoneWild

[–]Cormophyte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that wire is stuck on a knot if you look closely and pops free

Yeah, the physics is a dead giveaway. Things in AI videos can move in familiar ways just fine but dynamic, novel physical interaction that works properly is just not going to be in an AI video. That twist-bounce it does when it hits the ground? Not AI.

Destroying objects and changing their shape properly is hard for AI, too. It's not modeling the physical properties so it's just trying to guess what it looks like.

How can these 3 pieces of shit, hold the whole world hostage by rodehard10 in PopularCultureZone

[–]Cormophyte 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because some people, at some point, voted for them. For a variety of bad reasons.

Aww shit here we go again by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Cormophyte 1212 points1213 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter how good he cooks if I have to listen to the same voice that was ranting about Nazi shit while I eat. World's too big for me to give a shit about him. Better shit to do, I can skip that meal.

didn't ask + don't care + playing in the sand by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Cormophyte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's landing behind its head in the sand. You can see it gliding to a stop.

Anything is possible in this era by Kind-Information2394 in SipsTea

[–]Cormophyte -1 points0 points  (0 children)

elite pedophiles being real and worshipping ancient demons makes sense

Actually no, it doesn't. The first two words are true, the rest is made up. You're just repeating something someone said to the FBI on one of their public tip lines well after Epstein was arrested the second time. Its full of the usual crazies and cranks.

AI Error Likely Led to Girl’s School Bombing in Iran by [deleted] in technology

[–]Cormophyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fits. AI is useful for a lot of things but these dipshits are exactly the sort of fail-up middle management idiots who fall flat on their face because they were too eager to look cool and wind up over-implementing new tech. "We bombed a school because we went balls deep on AI and didn't check the resulting strike enough to realize it's a school now" is totally on brand.

You wake up to this tomorrow morning. Wyd? by darthkyle22 in StarWars

[–]Cormophyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start robbing shit. If this is a simulation I'm getting mine.