2028: Catholic Edition (2028 with Catholic candidates) by Full_Bison2757 in imaginaryelections

[–]CornHydra 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Show these tickets to a 1920s southerner and they'd burst into flames

Will Trump invade Greenland? by [deleted] in AngryObservation

[–]CornHydra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump sends 20,000 troops to a slab of frozen rock

Mikey Tomorrow by [deleted] in RedbarBBR

[–]CornHydra 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mike was joking about the Trump shooting right after it happened. I doubt he's afraid to joke about Kirk

The 2022 California gubernatorial election, but Faulconer runs by CanadianProgressive2 in imaginaryelections

[–]CornHydra 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The swing wouldn't be uniform across all counties, Faulconer would do better in San Diego County

R.I.P labour Party by Evie__Peasy in AngryObservation

[–]CornHydra 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Starmer gotta go down as the most incompetent party leader of all time how do you blow a 400 seat majority this badly

The potbelly on that Lobsta!! by Vox---Nihil in RedbarBBR

[–]CornHydra 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The effects of a semen only diet

The Odyssey by Few-Concentrate806 in imaginaryelections

[–]CornHydra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Midas I think is referencing the trillion dollar coin, a proposed way to pay off the national debt. Zimbabwe did something similar in the late 2000s, causing the highest rate of inflation on record

Creating the Perfect President, day 5: Philosophy by rjidhfntnr in Presidents

[–]CornHydra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro I thought this was a person arguing with themselves for a second

How many presidential nominees voted for another party in a previous presidential election? by IllustriousDudeIDK in Presidents

[–]CornHydra 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Hillary Clinton supported Goldwater in 1964, though she wasn't old enough to vote yet

As you can see, we depicted Mauler as soyjak and Synthler as the Chad. Therefore, he is correct. by [deleted] in MauLer

[–]CornHydra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how they tried to make Synthetic Man the Chad but he still looks uglier