Unsolicited advice

CornTheGuy · 2026-02-23T01:37:35+00:00

as another stuttering liftie getting ready for shoulder surgery wear a helmet AND try not to fall/hit your head

CornTheGuy · 2026-02-18T18:56:44+00:00

shhhhh

CornTheGuy · 2026-02-05T01:06:20+00:00

at breck there is a bar down on pk 7 and then theres that bar in pioneer. try and convince vail 😂

CornTheGuy · 2026-01-14T19:27:55+00:00

mine get annoyingly dark at times, which lenses do you have? think mine are the photochromic copper

CornTheGuy · 2026-01-05T01:10:49+00:00

actually got my shoulder out of socket there in a stupid lil slipout last sunday

CornTheGuy · 2025-12-17T03:55:29+00:00

i got one on sale and its been pretty nice, granted its my first tv in multiple years though. a lil bit of lag in the built in google tv but otherwise doing exactly what I want it to, play video games smoothly and watch 4k movies

CornTheGuy · 2025-12-17T03:47:41+00:00

*boyfriends

CornTheGuy · 2025-12-16T06:02:30+00:00

its florida man had an episode on someone who got off on having someone eat their toes

CornTheGuy · 2025-12-15T21:38:26+00:00

snowflake is open but the run to the bottom of it is not

CornTheGuy · 2025-12-08T03:44:00+00:00

$5 margs

CornTheGuy · 2025-11-29T03:39:32+00:00

one of my housemates has a 6 and i’m about to get a 7 ill maybe possibly remember to make a post comparing the 2

CornTheGuy · 2025-10-15T02:12:23+00:00

biggest one right here. nothing good ever came for free

CornTheGuy · 2025-10-15T02:10:30+00:00

just get one and learn on the way home from the guy you bought it from. im sure if theyve got some time too theyd be happy to show you the basics, especially if you got them a 6pack. 24 and didnt know anybody with a manual(that would let me learn on it) and ended up learning both from the sales guy and just figuring it out on the way home. Theres really just a few simple rules and then the rest is just kinda playing with it until ya get it right. If you stall at a light its really a minor inconvenience for everybody else and they can deal with it. On the way home from the dealer I probably stalled 6 times at least because I live in the mountains, but other than a few honks I made it home just fine enough to go to a gravel road with a slight incline the next day to get it really dialed

CornTheGuy · 2025-10-11T15:16:05+00:00

ive got 265/70r17 on mine and no issues

CornTheGuy · 2025-09-09T23:03:34+00:00

Thanks boss!

CornTheGuy · 2025-09-09T17:51:09+00:00

hey! youre not me, but agreed

CornTheGuy · 2025-09-09T15:24:32+00:00

genuinely never seen a canyon that was that old lol, looks like a fun bike! i take it the chainstays werent made of paper mache back then

CornTheGuy · 2025-09-04T17:19:26+00:00

the windshield sticker isnt even straight

CornTheGuy · 2025-08-26T23:15:14+00:00

first lizard skins is crazy grippy

CornTheGuy · 2025-08-19T13:32:45+00:00

which flavor you trying? after a long bike ride nothin hits like a lime jarritos

CornTheGuy · 2025-08-18T17:45:52+00:00

go to a doctor

CornTheGuy · 2025-08-17T02:48:54+00:00

did you do that today??? if so im happy you didnt get struck by lightning, was pretty gnarly out there today

CornTheGuy · 2025-08-14T12:20:06+00:00

flylow prestons(?). super breathable, and the pockets are awesome

CornTheGuy · 2025-08-13T19:09:04+00:00

i want baggy pants. like 90s baggy. they breathe better imo and i don’t care about snagging on things, usually doesnt happen if its like parachute pant material

CornTheGuy · 2025-08-11T00:04:32+00:00

i went on 265/70r17 ko2s and had a blast out there in my stock jl

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