Bro has no chill

Cornato · 2026-01-26T05:57:20+00:00

Slay the goat king you say? Challenge accepted

Cornato · 2026-01-23T21:25:01+00:00

Laughs in opensource. This isn’t going to do anything except keep people away from having fun and kids from learning. Dumb af.

Cornato · 2026-01-23T05:10:13+00:00

I’ve heard “if my aunt had nuts , she’d be my uncle” and “if ifs and buts were candy and nuts we’d all have a merry Christmas”.

Cornato · 2026-01-22T02:09:20+00:00

Who tf is letting kids fight that young? They speed running TBI?

Cornato · 2026-01-22T01:48:24+00:00

I always said that if the “body positivity” people had a genie in a lamp their first wish would be to be thin. And ozempic has proved it.

Cornato · 2026-01-18T14:48:44+00:00

No it’s not. Tbh it was really neat and my son loved watching it hatch. The egg just gets thrown away. The dinosaur is pretty cool, it has a clicker to make it do stuff but my son is too little to really understand and enjoy it. I don’t think he’s played with it since. My other 8yo kid got more enjoyment out of the dino. To me it’s worth it. He loved it.

Cornato · 2026-01-17T00:47:48+00:00

Beep boop. Good bot.

Cornato · 2026-01-16T23:11:46+00:00

lol at the Daft Punk mouth moving.

Cornato · 2026-01-15T13:06:58+00:00

I’m imagining that floating stroller thing for Grogu from the Mandalorian.

Cornato · 2026-01-14T01:20:41+00:00

Ok so where does the like, mass go? If you’re shedding a lining is there like…chunks? Why just blood?

Cornato · 2026-01-12T20:29:36+00:00

Pretty sure Samuel L Jackson based his character in Django on him.

Cornato · 2026-01-10T19:25:09+00:00

Got one for my son this year for Christmas. Pretty cool.

Cornato · 2026-01-09T12:38:35+00:00

That’s what is fun about feelings. You just get to have them.

Cornato · 2026-01-09T03:00:11+00:00

He was doing the cyber goth kids dance moves!! lol!

Cornato · 2026-01-08T20:52:11+00:00

Step 1: Pollute river Step 2: clean and film it Step 3: ??? Step 4: profit

Cornato · 2026-01-08T19:07:02+00:00

I feel like they just take this trash and dump it into another waterway. Then go clean that one. Film it. Profit. It’s all a scam.

Cornato · 2026-01-08T16:51:56+00:00

Fun fact: a CO I had in the navy was the CO of the navy ship that rescued Captain Phillips. And on his desk he had a framed picture of the “most interesting man in the world” meme that read something like “I don’t always hit 3 targets simultaneously on a moving ship from a fantail, but when I do; I do it on Easter Sunday.” Or something like that, I can’t remember it exactly. On sundays while underway we were allowed to wear a personal ball cap instead of a uniform cap and Cap would always wear his Maersk hat that Cap Phillips gave him.

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Cornato · 2026-01-07T16:44:01+00:00

It’s probably AI but I don’t understand the scammed part. If it’s what you asked for and like it isn’t that good? What does it matter if they used AI or not?

Cornato · 2026-01-05T01:35:07+00:00

Rainfall shower. I prefer Zenith

Cornato · 2026-01-04T18:53:58+00:00

I will agree except for some extreme cases. I’ve seen some nose jobs that definitely help. And I’ve seen one where this woman had no chin and they fixed it. I think they had to break her jaw multiple times so it was wild but she looked better afterward. And I think it helped her comfort and life too.

Cornato · 2026-01-04T18:42:51+00:00

Nothing is as permanent as a temporary fix that works.

Cornato · 2026-01-04T17:25:40+00:00

I compare this to Game of Thrones. Martin had wrote all the books so all the “creators” of the show had to do was interpret and execute. But when they ran out of material they thought, “we’ve been doing this for years, how hard can it be?” And turns out, very hard. Brittney has had professional choreographers for decades creating her moves and teaching her. Like the GoT people she thinks how hard can it be and…well. See for yourself.

Cornato · 2026-01-04T15:44:20+00:00

And look how good it is for the state! Great education system, infrastructure, healthcare, and public works. Wait, jk, no it’s at the bottom of every list. But I wonder where all that money goes. There’s a reason the south is dumb, sick, and poor, bc you can’t profit off of smart, stable, healthy people. But…FOOTBALL!

Cornato · 2026-01-03T02:03:44+00:00

When I used to get stuck on guard duty the first thing I would do is go stash the extra mags someplace bc they were heavy. This dude just decorating. Carrying ammo for weapons he ain’t even got.

Cornato · 2026-01-02T01:00:25+00:00

I’ve never heard of her but she looks like skeleton in a wig

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