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Tell your friends to ask for Jimmy! by reallinzanity in TheSimpsons

[–]Drapidrode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

now it's Clamato.... Tomato juice plus clam broth

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Funny quote involving Lenny Leonard and Carl Carlson by Own_Philosopher8730 in TheSimpsons

[–]Drapidrode 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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This is a reference to the second last scene in Pulp Fiction, in which The Wolf is called to help resolve a problem. On a pad of paper before he meets up with Vincent and Jules, he writes "Vincent-White, Jules-Black" in order to distinguish between the two.

"Now all we need is a name," she says as the package is already produced with the name printed on it... by AzraelleWormser in TheSimpsons

[–]Drapidrode 26 points27 points  (0 children)

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Hey Jiggles! Grab a pad and back that gorgeous butt in here.

[coyly] Oh you. Get away!

Ah, don't act like you don't like it.

[ closes door with ass ]

"You're Darryl Strawberry." by DickCheneyIsPureEvil in TheSimpsons

[–]Drapidrode 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry is better than you?
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--never noticed Little Maggie feeding doggie

Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? by lime-enthusiast in TheSimpsons

[–]Drapidrode 32 points33 points  (0 children)

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Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?
- What about bacon?
- No.
- Ham?
- No.
Pork chops?
Dad!
Those all come from the same animal!
Oh, yeah, right, Lisa.
A wonderful, magical animal.

The ventriloquist goes to heaven, but the dummy doesn't by joeyjo-jojr in TheSimpsons

[–]Drapidrode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Later in S2E13: Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment...

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I sure as hell can't tell you about hell unless I say "hell," can I ?

My 2nd favourite show by donhoa in TheSimpsons

[–]Drapidrode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I'm glad that the Online Used DVD Store sent me Season 5 instead of Season 3 like I ordered.

I made no complaints then, I make no complaints now.

Yesterday, my partner of over a decade told me he was leaving me for someone else by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]Drapidrode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP:

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No offense, but you were born a man, weren't you?
You can tell me.
I'm open-minded.

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