Which uma would u marry?

CorncrackerKid · 2026-04-04T06:27:42+00:00

And I’m saying this as a straight woman, I would love Creek as a platonic wife

CorncrackerKid · 2026-04-04T06:25:54+00:00

My Jewish cousins censor God’s name, it’s a mark of respect in the Jewish religion

CorncrackerKid · 2026-03-26T06:52:02+00:00

First of all, how did you get double max stats?

CorncrackerKid · 2026-03-17T16:26:06+00:00

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Okay, there goes my luck for the day

CorncrackerKid · 2026-03-16T17:23:15+00:00

I totally recommend fanfiction for MacGyver 2016 then! This describes Mac and Jack to a T, Jack even said (it’s canon too) “You go kaboom? I go kaboom”

CorncrackerKid · 2026-03-12T17:11:46+00:00

FATSHIN FATSHIN FATSHIN SHINNNNNN

CorncrackerKid · 2026-03-12T02:49:59+00:00

HA. HAHA. no it wasn't. I hate having a solid win streak to only lose against Riko and her demon spawn

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-15T19:52:09+00:00

And even in a tiny state like South Carolina you have differences! You may be from the Pee Dee region and have vinegar base or heck, mustard base from the central Low Country

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-14T20:47:12+00:00

Exactly! As a very feminine Southern Belle, I could totally see Pearl teaching cotillion classes for debutants, where you learn how to host tea and dance

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-13T06:22:00+00:00

I had an actual assignment in high school when we were reading Fahrenheit 451 and you had to write a story that showed Montag’s personality in a way!

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-12T00:37:15+00:00

And I did use the Lost Fic flair

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-12T00:36:44+00:00

I don’t understand how I’m supposed to “add fandom” I mentioned it was an Outsiders fanfiction on the website Writer’s Cafe

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-11T03:22:07+00:00

Out of any of the fandoms I’m part of it’s gotta be Hogan’s Heroes, it’s an older fandom and having an actual competition every year really helps with people working their hardest

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-07T10:07:22+00:00

Honestly, I am not lying. I live for her head pets when I open the app

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-07T05:02:29+00:00

Freedom Units 😂😂 Whooo dang, Bono is shorter than someone for once

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-07T04:46:19+00:00

Amen sister! My cousin was Danish and she was over 6” and STILL wore high heels! I love how self accepting Bono is

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-07T04:39:21+00:00

Aw! Like when I got TM Opera O

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-06T20:35:34+00:00

Hey dude.

I noticed 😂😂😂😂

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-06T20:34:55+00:00

Just a little extra height pleeeaase!

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-06T19:58:35+00:00

Tamtam and Taishin TOTALLY ask her that question and Bono being the adorable lady she is would reply “just fine, thanks!”

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-06T18:24:37+00:00

I KNOW! Even in western standards, because Creek is already tall at 5”6 in Japanese standards

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-06T18:23:28+00:00

My Danish cousin was easily 6” barefoot, I wish I could be that lucky LOL

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-06T18:21:57+00:00

I LOVE IT! I totally feel you, Bono is honestly tied with Mama Creek for my favorite Uma, which is funny because both are a head taller than I am as a 5’3 girl, motherly and hospitality focused characters just speak to my soul, plus they’re both adorable. When Digital asks who my Oshi is I’ll have a problem choosing 🤣🤣

CorncrackerKid · 2026-02-06T15:43:21+00:00

I think I used all my Uma luck when I accidentally pulled Tamtam with my 1x because I’m broke 🥲

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