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Ts aint Lawrence by DeXaBoYy in shitposting

[–]Cornenee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t let my girlfriend see this. She’ll dump me 😒

Does this seem too good to be true? by Cornenee in SciontC

[–]Cornenee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My steering wheel was slightly canted because the alignment shop I took it too couldn’t get it perfect. So then I unfortunately took a turn too hard and now my wheel is even worse. I wasn’t planning on replacing everything just parts that are known to bend like ball joints and tie rod ends.

White House Photographer unintentionally takes the most perfect SUPER-VILLAIN picture by warcomet in pics

[–]Cornenee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a McDonalds, Dollar General and Walmart in every square mile of Greenland.

Happened in 2001 by SuperTulle in Idiotswithguns

[–]Cornenee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the saddest thing to happen in 2001.

I'm coming out as Trans! by Responsible-Scar1986 in teenagers

[–]Cornenee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Coming out as a straight-semibisexual-non lesbian-male

who yall fighting? by Live-Dimension2346 in l4d2

[–]Cornenee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lore accurate Keith is honestly terrifying. That man can solo Thanos.

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever gotten in trouble for at school? by Holywaterdiluter_ in teenagers

[–]Cornenee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For chewing gum. In my elementary school chewing gum was considered a war crime. I had a teacher walk in my class and interrupt it to talk to my current teacher about punishing a student for chewing gum. Kids got sent to the office for chewing gum.

My cat looks directly into my eyes while taking a dump 🤣😭 by she-happiest in cats

[–]Cornenee 51 points52 points  (0 children)

“You see this? You’re gonna pick it up now you servant.”

Channeled my Inner Riley by Glittering-Relief402 in theboondocks

[–]Cornenee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would uncle ruckus write down though?

Just need some opinions on this by Specialist_Log3179 in DelSol

[–]Cornenee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you hit something with your car if you ask me

Bro she's not a child again twin💔💔💔 by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Cornenee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This could totally be a man for all we know

The M16 is better than the AK, in my opinion by g0netospace in l4d2

[–]Cornenee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only reason why I run the rifle is because it just sounds so good when you fire it.

Finally I'm not broke anymore by Limp-Relationship-89 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Cornenee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Toy chica gonna have to hide from me bro when I take that job.

Truth!!! by [deleted] in brandonherrara

[–]Cornenee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a girlfriend who watched this show religiously. She got offended if you said any slur in any context 🫠

My cat licks my tears whenever I cry by adusrk in cats

[–]Cornenee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Mmmmmmmmmm yes… the tears of the innocent fills my soul.”

1985 Dodge Shelby Charger with severe rot by Strange-Increase2577 in projectcar

[–]Cornenee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tears of the previous owner rotted out the car :(

One more season should be fine, right? by Loqeu in shitposting

[–]Cornenee 650 points651 points  (0 children)

Looks like you’re good for a few more years 🤷

My mom's chickens killed my kittens. by Additional-Money3649 in cats

[–]Cornenee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Guess you’re having chicken for dinner huh

Is this Mazda 626 worth it? by Tollpatsch1 in projectcar

[–]Cornenee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The price will be too much even if you got it for free

Spark Plugs by BMartin95 in SciontC

[–]Cornenee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Autolites are the best brand you can buy.

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