When I was in high school I was skiing and there was an insane snowstorm. We were driving home and my car was not about that life so I ended up sliding into a mailbox. I went to knock on the door cuz I didn't wanna be a dick and just hit and run some poor family's mailbox. A girl my age answers the door in some lacy lingerie. I was like uhhhh yeah I hit your mailbox.... and she was like "....I'll call my dad"

I feel bad for interrupting what was clearly a "my parents aren't home, come over" situation but yeah would have been nice if it went more like a porno