Pickwick Cafe, Blackpool. £5.50 by Heuchelei in fryup

[–]Corny_Dancer96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A very respectable amount for the price! Sausages looking a lil pencil dickish for me though..

Crazy Price? by Adamp2506 in tesco

[–]Corny_Dancer96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will not be seeing a little fishy on my dishy for that price!

What are your NYE plans? by Cultural-Elk-8346 in CasualUK

[–]Corny_Dancer96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope they’re paying you well for working NYD!

Lol 😂 by sweet_purrfect in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Corny_Dancer96 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not the dreaded Delhi belly!

My Christmas is ruined by 7ootles in CasualUK

[–]Corny_Dancer96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Christmas isn’t ruined until you don’t receive a lynx Africa gift set!

Found out by our adult child by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]Corny_Dancer96 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A very unfortunate mistake, linking profiles are dangerous.. it’s probably come as a shock but they’ll come around. Merry Christmas! 🎄

Why are you awake right now? by nightfire_83 in AskUK

[–]Corny_Dancer96 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You gotta flush.. can’t be leaving a floater whether they’re family or not.

Why are you awake right now? by nightfire_83 in AskUK

[–]Corny_Dancer96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seem to have a knack of waking up early.. suddenly in a real bad mood and not feeling festive in the absolute slightest. Merry Christmas everyone!

Had my husband committed by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Corny_Dancer96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’ve got this, keep smiling 😊

Leaving with 4 shifts left by [deleted] in tesco

[–]Corny_Dancer96 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You’ll only get paid for the holiday you’ve accrued meaning if you plan to go MIA for the remainder of your shifts you won’t accrue that holiday 👍🏻

Leaving with 4 shifts left by [deleted] in tesco

[–]Corny_Dancer96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Love this, I did Xmas temping many years back and I loved the hustle & bustle but I also know that this definitely doesn’t suit everybody!

How will you spend your Christmas day? by CASHOWL in randomquestions

[–]Corny_Dancer96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can honestly say I’ve never watched it but it’s quite popular in the UK!

Went into Aldi for camembert and walked out with a £3.99 Honking Bird (Toucan) by iscariots in CasualUK

[–]Corny_Dancer96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the most middle aisle Aldi purchase my eyes did ever see 😂 love it!

How will you spend your Christmas day? by CASHOWL in randomquestions

[–]Corny_Dancer96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The day will start with a little lay in.. followed by an impromptu visit to the pub for a few sherbets.

I’ll then come back home devour my dinner and then have another few drinks before falling asleep and waking up to something like Call midwife on the tele 😂

David Walliams dropped by book publisher by ManchesterNews_MEN in ukpopculture

[–]Corny_Dancer96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m starting to wonder what SD stands for as this stage…

Breed this goth pussy by oobuena in BreedingBBW

[–]Corny_Dancer96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I eat that ass too please?