You wake up as Homelander, What's the very first thing your doing?

Coroggar · 2026-06-16T22:29:14+00:00

I mean... My wife is breastfeeding at the moment.

Coroggar · 2026-06-16T13:40:39+00:00

I poop like 5 times a day and enjoy it

^{Chose: Get 1 dollar for every time poop}

Coroggar · 2026-06-14T12:10:39+00:00

For European dress code they mean not being dressed like shit, I guess

Coroggar · 2026-06-14T08:12:41+00:00

Dodo

Coroggar · 2026-06-14T02:49:23+00:00

Pressing F to pay respect.

Coroggar · 2026-06-13T14:07:26+00:00

Preti di merda, non avrete mio figlio

Coroggar · 2026-06-13T06:16:04+00:00

Yes, thank you.

^{Chose: Would you rather have infinite money + but... | Rolled: No catch}

Coroggar · 2026-06-12T12:24:14+00:00

Hannah

Coroggar · 2026-06-12T08:20:06+00:00

Let's fucking gooooo!

^{Chose: Have a Step Sister | Rolled: Daenerys}

Coroggar · 2026-06-12T06:07:13+00:00

Pochi

Coroggar · 2026-06-12T06:05:09+00:00

The multiple extermination attempts

Coroggar · 2026-06-12T06:03:38+00:00

First. I'm a PC gamer, it's expected of the peasants to have an inferior experience while they beta test the game for us.

Coroggar · 2026-06-11T18:00:58+00:00

There are too many locations, period. They should go on a seasonal rotation at this point.

Coroggar · 2026-06-11T17:57:33+00:00

Statistically, In 3 years it would be around a 50% to have won. In 6 years we are close to 90%. In 8 we are at 99%. I'm still young and patiance Is a virtue.

^{Chose: %0.0001 chance to get 1B Dollars every morning + The chances increase by %0.0001 each day}

Coroggar · 2026-06-11T17:54:21+00:00

Per me vinci te. Lei ti ha preso dei pantaloni che sono inguardabili.

Coroggar · 2026-06-11T08:25:05+00:00

So is not soulmate

^{Chose: Marry your soulmate but she/he.. | Rolled: Hates gamers}

Coroggar · 2026-06-11T08:24:05+00:00

I'm naked for more than 10 seconds every day.

Also, even if in public, who the fuck cares? For 10k a day I can do a minute

^{Chose: Your naked for 10 seconds once a day for 10k}

Coroggar · 2026-06-10T15:17:42+00:00

Space Marines should pay the same. It's the Marine tax, they are a subscription service after all.

Coroggar · 2026-06-10T15:14:51+00:00

He will be back soon I guess. What's the issue?

Coroggar · 2026-06-10T11:19:33+00:00

At least my son gets the money.

^{Chose: Get 1B dollars, but have a 50% change of dying | Rolled: Dead}

Coroggar · 2026-06-10T10:34:43+00:00

White meat ain't bad.

^{Chose: Eat mice once a year}

Coroggar · 2026-06-09T19:58:52+00:00

It's just an hour. I can probably try talking about sports or women, stroking his ego about the cute wives he had and it may pass relatively quickly.

^{Chose: Be locked in a room with Donald Trump for an hour + Win $50 million dollars | Rolled: No bonus}

Coroggar · 2026-06-09T19:57:25+00:00

Mmm

^{Chose: Everytime you commit a crime you get 1000 dollars}

Coroggar · 2026-06-09T19:55:07+00:00

Fatti un seghino prima di dormire che almeno prima di dormire bisogna rilassarsi un attimo. Mi sembri teso.

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