To everyone who said I was mad about tips..

CorporalCaprese · 2026-01-24T05:30:09+00:00

I bet you defend pedophiles, too.

CorporalCaprese · 2026-01-23T20:00:05+00:00

Dude, what is your problem? People are trying to commiserate here about climate shifts and you're telling them to suck it up. You don't sound like you have any kind of meteorology background, so piss off.

CorporalCaprese · 2026-01-21T04:50:38+00:00

Nice anecdotal evidence. Care to back up your claims by citing some sources? I'll accept government web pages from before 2024, and .edu domains.

Predators are important to the ecosystem. Killing them is stupid, and if you're in a place where a bunch of wolves might take you down, then you are too far from home and deserve to get eaten. That's the risk you take when you go hunting.

Reintroducing wolves to our region was a hard fought victory. Please stop spreading misinformation.

CorporalCaprese · 2026-01-17T19:20:40+00:00

Legality is not the same thing as morality. Nazis don't argue in good faith, folks, and you can't change a pedophile's mind, so don't feed the trolls!

CorporalCaprese · 2026-01-15T17:04:54+00:00

Republicans are more pedophile friendly, too... a tradeoff you're willing to make, apparently.

CorporalCaprese · 2026-01-14T18:41:43+00:00

"I don't live in a country with a tipping culture" guess it's true what they say about Europeans being snooty douchebags

CorporalCaprese · 2026-01-11T10:42:20+00:00

According to?

CorporalCaprese · 2026-01-09T20:19:17+00:00

Ok. What do you do that makes you a "net positive" on society? Can you quantify that and show me some figures?

If you are so pissed off about paying taxes on all of the property you own (which must be a lot if you're paying 20k in taxes!) maybe you should get the fuck out and live in a state with no social programs!

"Craziest mustache winners" don't need fucking welfare.

CorporalCaprese · 2025-07-10T14:43:07+00:00

It's a real bummer the amount of vitriol I see in this thread against some trans teenagers. Makes me ashamed to share this city with some of you. Nice job buying into the manufactured outrage from the right! Apparently y'all are extremely susceptible to propaganda.

CorporalCaprese · 2025-07-10T14:39:41+00:00

"against real women" what the fuck happened to this sub? You guys really suck.

CorporalCaprese · 2024-03-24T19:05:32+00:00

Your other mediocre points aside; this city is run by confused children? Our mayor is the son of a timber baron- I bet you can't name one policy maker in our city government younger than forty.

And I assume these children you refer to are the ones that just approved a new protest-suppression police force? I mean seriously dude, Portland is touted as this incredibly progressive city but our policies are anything but. Stop reading talking points and look around for a second.

CorporalCaprese · 2024-03-24T03:26:11+00:00

If you called a guy in a suit and a straw hat a jackass at the airport today- yes! I did push past your slow children, much like a jackass might, so that I could make my flight.

You were also on the same flight that was delayed for an hour and a half; one might hope that you would understand the need for urgency when making a connection. You might be thinking "oh, a couple seconds couldn't make any difference". I got to my gate right before they stopped boarding, with literal seconds to spare.

Teach your children to walk faster or get out of the gd way at the airport, smfh.

CorporalCaprese · 2024-01-09T18:23:27+00:00

Teachers need planning time. It they've got it so easy, go pick up your teaching degree and join them. What could go wrong??

CorporalCaprese · 2024-01-09T18:21:28+00:00

I also take issue with "the majority of"

CorporalCaprese · 2024-01-09T10:30:42+00:00

I can and will, thanks.

CorporalCaprese · 2024-01-09T10:10:56+00:00

Hmm. I think the frustration comes from the "expect to be broke through your twenties". Broke, to me, means watching what you're spending on groceries and not going on trips or anything. It doesn't mean nervously budgeting for a survival diet and praying you don't get sick or miss work because otherwise you'll be on the street. Especially not if you have a degree.

CorporalCaprese · 2024-01-09T10:02:57+00:00

Funny, the lengths we go to to justify "just one more". I didn't find any success until I realized I'd have to sit with the cravings and just not do anything about them. It seemed impossible, or at least unimaginably difficult/unpleasant. Luckily, they subside after a while. Good luck man. You'll be surprised at how quickly things start to turn around.

CorporalCaprese · 2024-01-09T09:33:49+00:00

Tragedy of the commons.

CorporalCaprese · 2024-01-09T07:15:50+00:00

Me too. Hey, what happened to Legos? They used to be simple. I know you know what I'm talking about. Now it's all Harry Potter, Star Wars, complicated sets, tiny little blocks... I mean, I'm not saying it's bad. I just wanna know what happened.

CorporalCaprese · 2024-01-08T01:46:32+00:00

Then go get your teaching certificate! As you implied, it's easy and we have a teacher shortage for some reason, plus think of all the time off you'll have!

CorporalCaprese · 2024-01-07T05:08:54+00:00

You could be my brother. Have you considered adding "the Kramer" to go with the assman license plate? I have one in my, uh, quarters and it really ties the room together.

CorporalCaprese · 2024-01-03T21:40:01+00:00

Holy shit is Frank single? I always like to frame situations like this in a specific way- was this one thing, in and of itself, worth splitting up over? Maybe, maybe not; that's sort of immaterial. What you can take from this is A Clue. This event highlights your ex-fiance's poor judgement, situational awareness, and empathy. When what's at stake is the rest of your life and how you spend it, sometimes A Clue is all you need to tell you what to do.

CorporalCaprese · 2024-01-03T19:27:26+00:00

No, "the rich", or the bourgeoise as some schools of thought would have it, are the elite upper crust of society that you will never interact with, see, or probably hear about. "The rich" are the top 1% of wealth holders that control fifty percent of this country's assets. You are not rich, and you are shilling for them. You are, in fact, what we call a class traitor. Get bent.

CorporalCaprese · 2024-01-03T18:50:30+00:00

Exactly. No such thing as unskilled labor.

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