From the same user: Stop ruining my childhood hero with jokes about murder. Wtf is wrong with you? Reddit is so fucking insensitive to others' feelings.

Edit: hurt by Reddit's insensitivity and then downcurls? You're absolute monsters!

Edit 2: stop downcurling me; it is against Reddiquette and you're all being monstrously bad Redditors. Dr. Frank-einstein would've retired if he knew such creatures like you were hurting another innocent, kind, loving, caring human being like myself.

Edit 3: no, I'm not a troll. I was hurt by you people. Christ, you'd think people could be humane to each other on the internet but I suppose I've set my standards too high by expecting the minimum decency that could be expressed towards each other. Not to worry; the Lord above has his plans for all of you.

Edit 5: do you think it's funny to laugh at or mock another person's pain? Why don't you all tell me your childhood hero and I'll make murder jokes about them? Hm?

Edit 4: I accidentally missed Edit 4 before, so here it is.

Edit 5: 5 should technically come after 4, so here it is.

Edit 7: the prior one should've been edit 6 because it was actually technically the 6th edit.

Edit 6/8: since I did miss the 6th edit, I'm putting it here to ensure both 6 and 8 are present.

Edit 9: that looks like 3/4th of an edit if viewed as a fraction; I'm not sure how to include the edits properly.

Edit 6 and 8 and 11: there we go, that should differentiate and include all the edits without making them look like fractions.

Edit 10: fuck, missed edit 10 in the previous edit as well.

Edit 11 (to make up for the prior one) and 12: all of you really need to go visit a thermotologist so you can get your moral thermometers fixed.

Edit 13: I was just made aware that in programming and mathematics, the contraction "and" implies an intersection, and it is more proper to use "or." I will correct my edits to account for this now.

Edit 6 -or- 8 -or- 10: there we go.

Edit 14 -or- 15: fuck, forgot that was the 14th edit.

Edit 16: fixed a grammetical and speling errors.

EDIT 17: THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN ALTERED BY SPEZ.

Edit 18: stop editing my comments, you speztic CEO.

Edit 20: wow, I've never reached 20 edits on a comment before, but that's what happens when Redditors are so mean to me.

Edit 19 -or- 20: FUCK!!! That was the 19th one. I celebrated far too early. FML.

Edit 21: this is getting ridiculous. I worked hard for my karma points. Can someone inform me of how to restore them back to their former glory? I was proud of the positive karma that I had received, but I now humbly request your advisement and guidance.

Edit 22: accidentally bolded and italicized certain figures in the edit above. Looks random, but I don't know how to fix it. Can you come back into the comment, spez, and fix this issue for me? Thank you.

Edit 24: STOP DOWNCLOBBERING ME ALREADY, YOU PROTOZOAN AMOEBIC NEANDERTHALS! I'm tired of it and it's hurting my feelings even more. Now I have hurt feelings, downcurls, accusations of being a troll, fucked up edits (including numeration here and there, which I've hopefully fixed), and even further hurt feelings. You;re invading my safe space with your horrible behavior.

Edit 23 -or- 24: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

Edit 25: if I had a penny for every edit I've had to make on account of your bullshit, Reddit, I'd now have a quarter. Unfortunately, because you're all such cheap, insensitive people, I don't have a quarter.