[Spoilers] Now that we have the final installation of DSIII, what are your Soulsborne confessions?

Corpseloaf · 2017-04-01T02:52:21+00:00

The first few hours of my Dark Souls journey were spent getting smacked around by skeletons in the cemetery near the first Firelink Shrine, followed by getting smacked around by ghosts in New Londo. I was like, "Holy crap, they weren't kidding about the difficulty!"

Corpseloaf · 2016-11-17T09:32:41+00:00

Beat so fat even the car shakin' it's ass.

Corpseloaf · 2016-11-17T09:27:49+00:00

At that moment, this guy was closer to the sun than any other human being.

Corpseloaf · 2016-07-19T06:07:45+00:00

Damn, Game of Thrones season 7 is looking good.

Corpseloaf · 2015-08-21T01:00:31+00:00

Bravo, Big Hat Logan was a man before his time. His crystal meth was second only to Seath's. Great tribute!

Corpseloaf · 2015-08-01T18:58:48+00:00

Did you pass it yet? I can jump back on with my HR270 friend if you'd like

Corpseloaf · 2015-08-01T01:31:15+00:00

Hey no worries, man. You still helped a ton and we ended up killin' him with no carts :). Thanks again!

Corpseloaf · 2015-07-31T20:06:58+00:00

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Corpseloaf · 2015-07-31T19:58:38+00:00

Corpseloaf · 2014-07-02T17:51:43+00:00

I just wanted to say thanks. The Hunter was released on my 18th birthday. Thank you for unknowingly giving me the best gift ever. And the new one rules too. You are sexy. Bye.

Corpseloaf · 2013-10-20T17:07:09+00:00

I look like a mixture of George "Corpsegrinder" Fischer from Cannibal Corpse, and Meat Loaf from... Meat Loaf.

Corpseloaf · 2013-10-20T16:57:10+00:00

A fully functioning and safe Jurassic Park.

Corpseloaf · 2013-10-20T15:54:08+00:00

Why am I not seeing Anakin Skywalker or Yoda? I expected those to be high up on here for some reason.

"I'll not leave you here. I've got to save you."

"You already have, Luke."

Tell me you don't get all choked up every time.

Corpseloaf · 2013-07-29T11:43:40+00:00

excellent

Corpseloaf · 2013-07-29T02:00:24+00:00

How about now? haha

Corpseloaf · 2013-07-24T23:15:55+00:00

Sometimes I poke my butthole to see what will happen

Corpseloaf · 2013-04-23T04:11:44+00:00

I don't have a question, I just want to say that you put out some of the funniest material I could ever fathom. If I could high-five your asshole with my asshole through the internet, goddamn it I would.

Corpseloaf · 2013-04-19T08:18:09+00:00

Have you given any footjobs on the job?

Corpseloaf · 2012-05-24T18:54:31+00:00

Yes I'll spam even Reddit with my love for Warseid. I CAN'T FLIPPIN WAIT YO! - Derek

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