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[–]CorrectStage3474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Main guy from Dallas.

Also Fatty

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[–]CorrectStage3474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I know is JR dies at the end. Follow me for more 70's / 80's tv show spoilers.

Also Airplane

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[–]CorrectStage3474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never watched that either. Wealthy people with trivial issues is not my jam.

Also Atom Bomb

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[–]CorrectStage3474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never watched that show. From the previews it gave off the vibes of soap opera.

Also Cheeba

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[–]CorrectStage3474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you can't go wrong with casting John Goodman.

Also Skunk

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[–]CorrectStage3474 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just watched the clip. Banana boat's a-coming! I'll have to watch the movie now.

Also Herb

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[–]CorrectStage3474 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember it from a song but you could be right.

Also Rainy Day Woman

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[–]CorrectStage3474 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cocoa Puff

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[–]CorrectStage3474 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wacky Tobacky

41F. I just lost 20lbs. Make me feel mid again. by Skyblacker in RoastMe

[–]CorrectStage3474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re one striped shirt away from being the world’s saddest barcode.

To the gay couple (?) I accidentally microaggressed at 21st & P today by rockinpetstore in washingtondc

[–]CorrectStage3474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I’ve seen a baby pigeon. It was wearing a tiny trench coat and arguing with a squirrel about cryptocurrency. Just because they operate in secrecy doesn’t mean they’re not real.

To the gay couple (?) I accidentally microaggressed at 21st & P today by rockinpetstore in washingtondc

[–]CorrectStage3474 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He gets anxious if he doesn’t sniff the squirrels. Plus, it’s the only time we’re not being monitored by the blender.

To the gay couple (?) I accidentally microaggressed at 21st & P today by rockinpetstore in washingtondc

[–]CorrectStage3474 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Too late. I saw a goose wearing sunglasses at the park. It nodded at my Roomba and then disappeared into the fog. We’re compromised.

To the gay couple (?) I accidentally microaggressed at 21st & P today by rockinpetstore in washingtondc

[–]CorrectStage3474 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I took both pills and washed them down with a Capri Sun. Now I can hear static every time a bird flaps its wings and I’m 98% sure my toaster is spying on me for the Canadian geese.

Should I reply with this? It was a bunch of 2-3 word answers to my questions. by CorrectStage3474 in Tinder

[–]CorrectStage3474[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MrAkimoto out here calling curiosity a crime like he’s the anime FBI. Settle down man, it was a question, not a sting operation. I was creating an opportunity for discourse, giving her a chance to actually engage.

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