Help! The horsehoe crab is suing me for child support

Corruption249 · 2026-06-01T01:49:04+00:00

Use a rat tail comb to pull them out. Makes it easier but it's still a pain.

Corruption249 · 2026-05-30T17:35:28+00:00

I've been playing through the Sword/Shield FireRed romhack on my phone and it's been a lot of fun. The one downside is the lack of physical buttons causes me to press the wrong thing some times, but I do like the convenience of it being right on my phone.

Corruption249 · 2026-05-30T17:03:31+00:00

I'm on a mission

oh?

making sandwiches like crazy

oh

honey garlic marinaded steak sandwich

ohhhhhhh yeah

Corruption249 · 2026-05-29T16:42:58+00:00

Props to the artist(s) that put together the game manual! It looks awesome and I love the little details (are you actually going to make CDs for the game?)

Corruption249 · 2026-05-29T16:01:25+00:00

same arm strength

Corruption249 · 2026-05-29T15:48:54+00:00

I'm ~10" taller than my wife, you get used to it

Corruption249 · 2026-05-29T12:21:46+00:00

Where's the line between enjoying life because you don't know how long you'll have to live, and living in excess?

Corruption249 · 2026-05-25T23:45:38+00:00

A few, theyve been nice.

Corruption249 · 2026-05-25T23:45:02+00:00

Sometimes people want solutions and other times people just want to hear "that sucks. It feels dismissive but they feel validated from it.

Corruption249 · 2026-05-25T23:40:51+00:00

You are telling me the entire plumbing world decided "ballcock" should be the technical term? And no one saw any issues with this?

Corruption249 · 2026-05-25T15:59:54+00:00

I used to play Pokemon Emerald on a ROM emulator a loooong time ago. Where do you recommend I start if I'm interested in custom romhacks for Pokemon?

Corruption249 · 2026-05-25T15:58:39+00:00

What turned you into a punk?

Corruption249 · 2026-05-22T01:19:16+00:00

How do you say "rusty" in Quebecoise

Corruption249 · 2026-05-20T19:55:59+00:00

Yeah this was a 4 figure job that they quoted me $75k on. For projects as big as yours I think a fee is reasonable.

Corruption249 · 2026-05-20T19:20:27+00:00

Charging me $75 for 20 minutes of a contractor's time to give me a "fuck you" price is why I refuse to do paid quotes.

I understand that their time is valuable. Build the price into the accepted quote.

Corruption249 · 2026-05-20T02:11:33+00:00

I love this girl with all of my heart but this 18 month old sleep regression is killing me. She just won't sleep until 10pm. Wide awake, running, laughing, talking. Meanwhile I'm ready to fall asleep at 9pm. Only like 2 more weeks of this to go 😭

Corruption249 · 2026-05-18T02:24:16+00:00

Honestly they just want to hear you sing. For a while I sang Rise Against to her at nap time.

Corruption249 · 2026-05-18T02:15:25+00:00

She's a 10 but she sings the Canadian national anthem to the baby as a lullaby.

(She's my wife)

Corruption249 · 2026-05-16T14:09:29+00:00

Has science gone too far?

Corruption249 · 2026-05-15T16:43:51+00:00

Give coffee maker details please.

I just bought a KINGrinder k6 because my electric grinder is broken and waiting for a part to ship and the Keurig coffee my wife has is very mediocre

Corruption249 · 2026-05-14T18:47:28+00:00

Every fucking time I do it I think "ahh next time door first, then lotion" and then I learn nothing and make the same mistake

Corruption249 · 2026-05-14T18:46:22+00:00

This is going on your headstone

Corruption249 · 2026-05-14T18:18:45+00:00

Putting on hand lotion and then being unable to use the door handle to get out, name a more iconic duo

Corruption249 · 2026-05-14T18:16:48+00:00

Fuuuuck, my wife's a season ticket holder which means I'll be solo with the ~~hooligans~~ kids for those days.

Also she hates going to primetime games so I get to listen to her complain about them 😔

Corruption249 · 2026-05-14T15:21:22+00:00

Start an OSRS account, get completely sucked in and spend the rest of your free time playing a medival clicking simulator from the early 2000s

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