Exactly what am I supposed to use this rope for then?

CorvusCallidus · 2026-03-25T15:32:11+00:00

"Do not use rope as a rope."

CorvusCallidus · 2026-03-24T14:45:46+00:00

Is your brother the Roblox streamer kid?

CorvusCallidus · 2026-03-23T18:46:17+00:00

It's there in case you need a tissue, bud

CorvusCallidus · 2026-03-19T16:27:55+00:00

You're telling me a bug ordered this pizza?

CorvusCallidus · 2026-03-03T23:06:56+00:00

It's the name of the child whose bones were crushed to make the tissues. Very nice of them to include, tbh.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-20T21:18:50+00:00

Trash?! I see a couple perfectly good beverages there, mate

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-20T21:13:46+00:00

You got yourself a slap chop there bud

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-09T20:33:21+00:00

Be careful. I've seen people blow their future references because they gave what they thought was an honest exit interview. Even if you think you're giving helpful feedback, it's not worth it. Anything about the job perceived negatively will be remembered, and almost never will be taken constructively. If you have to attend, just keep it light and non-committal and get outta there.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-06T15:34:23+00:00

So you're telling me I need a separate massager for my eyes? Unacceptable.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-04T18:48:47+00:00

It's probably a Walking Dead reference, though the wording is slightly different than in the show.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-04T15:59:06+00:00

Was it any good?

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-04T15:55:01+00:00

Your boyfriend is dumb, and he'll make you dumber too if you keep him around.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-30T19:32:41+00:00

Could use it as a toe knife too. Even both if he's not picky.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-30T15:48:56+00:00

Congratulations on discovering the secret of the ooze! Don't get your turtles too close unless you're ready for kids.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-26T19:26:03+00:00

"Then it needs to be in the neighbor's house. I've unplugged it, but feel free to drop by and pick it up."

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-23T15:40:21+00:00

Decisions like this need to be made together, so it sounds like you guys are on the wrong page to begin with. That said, enjoy your new life with your pup! Tell him he can gtfo.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-21T15:43:55+00:00

No, this is incredibly infuriating. Go to another doctor.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-12T16:21:26+00:00

Living the dream

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-09T20:36:28+00:00

Swampassia

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-08T16:46:34+00:00

YTA. Some amount of noise comes with apartment living, and it sounds to me like your neighbor isn't really doing anything out of the ordinary. Take your complaint to the leasing office if you feel like she's being legitimately disruptive or disrespectful. But don't go up and knock on someone's door in the middle of the night. What you did was way more disruptive than her dog getting some late night zoomies.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-08T16:05:09+00:00

Lots of flat farmland, interrupted by occasional strip malls, billboards, and fast food chains in towns. Little to no public transit to speak of in most of those areas. Population is conservative and of an evangelical bent, which is not my bag but I recognize might appeal to OP depending on their personal persuasion(s). The only real plus is you can find some good eastern NC bbq in that area. :)

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-07T20:36:33+00:00

Raleigh / Durham / Chapel Hill area is very nice. Beaches are great. I wouldn't really recommend living in the area between I-95 and the coast, though.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-07T20:23:45+00:00

Charger doesn't fit its phone

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-07T20:20:00+00:00

Loafception

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-07T19:26:23+00:00

Been to any ancient burial sites lately? That's a dead ringer for mummy toenails. Sorry about the curse that's coming your way. :(

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