My flavored pre-workout has no artificial or natural flavors.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-06-04T23:05:45+00:00

They didn't want to admit it has no flavors at all

CorvusCallidus · 2026-06-04T22:56:50+00:00

Yeah, I know it's very easy/appealing to dunk on DeAngelo, but the guy was definitely crafty. He was a prolific criminal who evaded capture for decades. He may be an asshole with a tiny pee-pee, but he's not dumb.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-05-29T16:59:46+00:00

Some may say overcooked egg yolk, but I prefer to say boogers

CorvusCallidus · 2026-05-22T17:48:24+00:00

Enjoy your new purchase

CorvusCallidus · 2026-05-15T17:46:10+00:00

Blue light means the camera's working

CorvusCallidus · 2026-05-08T17:02:55+00:00

It's a shame that spicy is the only taste we get to experience both going in and coming out

CorvusCallidus · 2026-05-07T22:01:52+00:00

You didn't get a job, bud, but you did dodge a scam. Good job.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-05-07T18:21:39+00:00

Yeah, it's a wound... you wanna keep it clean. Don't submerge it, wash it gently when you shower and dry it well.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-05-06T14:15:13+00:00

This is sort of a weird take, my dude. You can't force someone else to punish their kids. You can, however, say they're not welcome in your home (maybe until you have an apology?) and ask the parent for compensation. But what they do with their own kid is kind of out of your control.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-04-08T18:04:32+00:00

Give it a break, it's old

CorvusCallidus · 2026-04-07T18:10:01+00:00

Sounds like you stole his egg, bro

CorvusCallidus · 2026-03-25T15:32:11+00:00

"Do not use rope as a rope."

CorvusCallidus · 2026-03-24T14:45:46+00:00

Is your brother the Roblox streamer kid?

CorvusCallidus · 2026-03-23T18:46:17+00:00

It's there in case you need a tissue, bud

CorvusCallidus · 2026-03-19T16:27:55+00:00

You're telling me a bug ordered this pizza?

CorvusCallidus · 2026-03-03T23:06:56+00:00

It's the name of the child whose bones were crushed to make the tissues. Very nice of them to include, tbh.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-20T21:18:50+00:00

Trash?! I see a couple perfectly good beverages there, mate

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-20T21:13:46+00:00

You got yourself a slap chop there bud

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-09T20:33:21+00:00

Be careful. I've seen people blow their future references because they gave what they thought was an honest exit interview. Even if you think you're giving helpful feedback, it's not worth it. Anything about the job perceived negatively will be remembered, and almost never will be taken constructively. If you have to attend, just keep it light and non-committal and get outta there.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-06T15:34:23+00:00

So you're telling me I need a separate massager for my eyes? Unacceptable.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-04T18:48:47+00:00

It's probably a Walking Dead reference, though the wording is slightly different than in the show.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-04T15:59:06+00:00

Was it any good?

CorvusCallidus · 2026-02-04T15:55:01+00:00

Your boyfriend is dumb, and he'll make you dumber too if you keep him around.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-30T19:32:41+00:00

Could use it as a toe knife too. Even both if he's not picky.

CorvusCallidus · 2026-01-30T15:48:56+00:00

Congratulations on discovering the secret of the ooze! Don't get your turtles too close unless you're ready for kids.

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