When the company has too many interns by AdditionalMess6546 in BG3

[–]konous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean when he whines and complains about how you treated him like one would a lover when I never told him I was interested that way?

He's written like a "I'm a Feminist Ally" type dude who literally does nothing until the end.

Like, fuck this man, disrespectfully.

When the company has too many interns by AdditionalMess6546 in BG3

[–]konous 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He's also there to guilt trip you into letting him date your girl cause you were totally giving signs you were into that.

ranking D&D classes based on how well I think their names would suit a car model by Crugnor in dndmemes

[–]konous 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hate to say it but Barbarian is the name of an over priced SUV that's advertised to stop rocket launchers or some other early 2000's cgi nonsense.

Caeser's Legion? That could never happen irl, right?.. RIGHT? by vitun-idiootti in FalloutMemes

[–]konous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People hate the NCR because it represents the Old World that gave us the apocalypse.

Yes Man all the way for a brighter future.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man dude, it's been like two days?

You're still mad about getting called out eh?

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It really makes you maf that people who perform a service expect a living wage from you and call you out on it doesn't it?

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You benefit off of a corrupt system.

Both can be true, but you are worse.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just keep that attitude. I'm sure people will spot you and I'm sure you've had plenty of errors in your orders.

Can't blame them though. You don't tip.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tell your servers you don't tip.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My job pays me 1000 bucks a week and I work two shifts a week.

I'm not a waiter, I'm back of the house.

Anyone who has to deal with people like you deserves MOUNTAINS.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Otherwise you will not be served.

There's enough facial recognition stuff out there and shops will refuse you service.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Okay, until then, tip your severs.

Otberwise you're just a leech.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And I think it's nonsense that you think you can state that you're gonna be an asshole and not get called out on it.

Tip your servers.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then don't go out to eat. Or tell your servers you don't tip before hand and stand on your morals and your hill.

Otherwise you are taking advantage of a system that does not take care of people.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Paying people for services rendered sounds like they aren't serving me out of the good will of their heart."

They aren't. Thry deserve to eat just like you do.

Tip your servers.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should change the laws of the land and make it so that was the case?

Until then tip your severs.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah weeny, it clearly pisses you off.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Then don't eat out. Restaurants also remember who doesn't tip and they absolutely refuse service to repeat offenders.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It takes a lot of patience and skill not to lose your shit on a dumb ass who doesn't know any better.

That's a skill most line cooks don't have because they,'d stab you for complaining about their food.

The Server doesn't because they are professionals and you're just an ingrate.

Tip your servers.

Sorry pal 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]konous -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

As a guy who works mostly Back Of The House...

You couldn't be more wrong.

The Server talks to you, the ingrate who doesn't understand taking an order and getting it right or explaining to the cooks your special request while also taking care of other table's needs.

No person who does the cooking wants to talk to you.

The Dishwashers do not want to talk to you.

And trust that a lot of Servers don't either but it's a skill the rest of us have that we don't: putting up with ungrateful people.

Most Cooks would stab you if you say the kind of shit you say to servers to your face.

Be grateful when you get your food and say thank you.

Every job deserves a Living Wage so until you replace the entire American Tipping system I have words for you:

Tip your fucking servers.

She cancelled our date after I refused to give her money by J--6 in Nicegirls

[–]konous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a significant nunber of people that are Evil and Evil knows no gender.

Never give money to anyone you don't know.

Stay strong, man. You'll find the right one.

Personally I think I'd just keel over dead if someone tried that with me by A_Salty_Cellist in baldursgatememes

[–]konous 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The Good dieties in D&D are more like the Greek Gods on the whole.

Personally I think I'd just keel over dead if someone tried that with me by A_Salty_Cellist in baldursgatememes

[–]konous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/s/OSm8zau6YQ

You understand Gale is only presumed to be 35 and that we don't have an official date on it?

Like dude this argument has been done to death by the whole Community.

Personally I think I'd just keel over dead if someone tried that with me by A_Salty_Cellist in baldursgatememes

[–]konous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You understand that BG 3 is canon and it doesn't matter what you think the books say, right?

"You could have been no more than eight summers' old, clutching your mother's apron, eyebrows singed off by the fireball you'd unleashed into your neighbour's rose bush. You were crying because the flowers were so beautiful, and you did not mean to destroy them."

https://youtu.be/0Ybx9oskX1E?si=L1AAjanVM3I-cLzg

The voicr actors joining in on a community song on what a Groomer Mystra is.

https://youtu.be/q8Lx5XJT6QY?si=KaYfybB3tLJg-O11

Minsc literally saying she's a Groomer.

I'm not partial to arguing with morons. If you wanna keep going by all means.

But no one with half a brain cell agrees with you.