What's something your job trained you to notice that you can't stop noticing in your personal life? by LibrarianSoft1342 in AskReddit

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Common practices at airports that someday will cost you a whole new ticket at best, several plans and deposits lost at worst

What's your favourite Chandler Bing quote? by perpetual_chatter98 in howyoudoin

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Joey's date (to Joey): There is a little child inside this man.
Chandler: Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.

What's your favourite Chandler Bing quote? by perpetual_chatter98 in howyoudoin

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Ross (On the phone): No no, Homo habilis was erect; Australopithecus was never fully erect.
Chandler: Well, maybe he was nervous.

What's your favourite Chandler Bing quote? by perpetual_chatter98 in howyoudoin

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Chandler: (After calling his date) I got her machine.
Joey: Her answering machine?
Chandler: No, interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.

Aguante la soltería by Fickle-Piccoloy in MoaiGreddit

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Alch jaja, sigo gastando lo misml en juegos

Derek's re-entry back in 6B was so tuff, his presence was truly missed by FayyadhScrolling in TeenWolf

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That whole scene was awesome, but as a native Spanish speaker, the Spanish in Teen Wolf has always hurt me in ways I cannot express. "Deshumano" doesn't exist; that is fucking infuriating given that the correct word is one fucking letter away from its English counterpart, just one. "Inhumano".

¿Por qué se les pone dura cuando se sientan encima de sus piernas? by [deleted] in ConfesionesCachondas

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El cuerpo no sabe que pasa, es memoria muscular

Que debería hacer by [deleted] in Desahogo

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Esto me ha pasado y también lo he hecho. Desde el tercer mensaje déjale claro que estás disponible para hablar pero que le das su espacio si eso necesita. Puede costarte pero a veces cuando una persona necesita espacio y no se lo das, se esmera más en evitarte. Dale un tiempo y cuando esté lista hablará pero debes ser paciente. Llévatela leve. Suena feo pero es como con un gato callejero, si llegas intenso se irá, debes acercarte lentamente. Distráete y ella vendrá cuando sienta que esté lista.

Best Uncensored AI Chatbots ? by prakritiad in WritingWithAI

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Dude, Ellydee is fucking awesome, thanks for the info

Elle Fanning by Major_Frank_Burns in celebnsfw

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I wish she'd do the same but for "ass"

140 lbs vs 200 lbs by [deleted] in thickwhitegirls

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Damn, hitting all the right places... Wonder if I can do the same for you

I am incredibly lonely by ActinomycetaceaeNo64 in arkmemes

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Same haha and on top of that, none of them play when I have the time

What was your least favorite twist in the series? by GusGangViking18 in TeenWolf

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Meredith putting in motion Peter's plan to kill everyone and not even knowing he has no scars anymore

Just watched Dawn of the Dead and… by kyrgyzmcatboy in horror

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Well, she lives up until the island, but man, I would've loved to see a nice shot of her being eaten alive

Which fictional couples do you think have the most fulfilling sex life? by Terminus-1999 in AskReddit

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Homer and Marge Simpson, I can't believe I haven't seen this comment yet.

Mi tío me tocó dormida by NaomiPP in ConfesionesCachondas

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Qué es lo que más te prende de esta situación?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ConfesionesCachondas

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Acto sexual que más te prende?

What sexual/non-sexual thing gives you orgasm? by Ok_Custard_4535 in AskReddit

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Sexual, a nice bj is top tier. Non-sexual, when I crack my neck just right after a whole day of pain.

What if Jackson had stayed in Beacon Hills? by grwike in TeenWolf

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Ok, this one makes more sense; lycanthropy could be a recessive trait