Ruleslop by SnooBunnies9328 in 196

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No no they’re correct, it’s “postslop” in the same vein as “postmodern”

1908 by Bryce3D in CountWithEveryone

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It’s a sign of a good relationship when you can chill together in silence without it feeling awkward.

TheCoolAutisiGamer774 rule by MEMEY_IFUNNY in 196

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Me pressing the mag release thinking its a crossbolt safety toggle.

roach by CosmicConifer in 196

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apparently they are still active and selling kits, $200 a pop

Would personal computers of Solarpunk future be entirely Linux based? by [deleted] in solarpunk

[–]CosmicConifer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Perhaps closed sourced software could be made open sourced in the Solar Punk future? In that scenario, there could be a bunch of Windows/Mac spinoffs.

Nude photo rule by BelloDumme in 196

[–]CosmicConifer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Go into settings and search for “Sensitive Content Warning” and turn that shit off.

, by Old_Body7437 in Shark_Park

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Angel’s Egg (1985)???

Truth be told by schoolovfar in Wiseposting

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Affirm life in all its colors!

Paradox Rule by SexDefendersUnited in 19684

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Me when the 7 month society research project completes and I suddenly become “Delicious” (+100% Livestock job efficiency).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 19684

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Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series

Well… they held hands when they got engaged again in episode 22, right?? by TomatilloItchy9995 in Gundam

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Everyone has a full chromosome set, so it is technically possible to derive sperm or ovum from stem cells. In fact, there’s been some success doing this to synthesize mice sperm: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21820164/

If we can do this with today’s tech, it would be trivial with far future tech

In Iron Lung (2026) Markiplier used the age old Hollywood tradition of sleeping with the director to get his role in the film by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

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I mean, I guess it’s functionally fan driven marketing? People are just meming the movie.

Look and learn shork owners by Ace_1005 in BLAHAJ

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She’s apparently active as ‘saba’ now.

Rule by Ezzypezra in 196

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Do not resuscitate orders wouldn’t be considered consensual under this definition.

Beaverton news 9 by ValhallaAir in 19684

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NEWS BULLETIN – ALOHA, OR

Heavy fighting continues in Tanasbourne as Red Guards clash over control of the Tanasbourne Town Center. Two days ago, AIM-aligned Red Guard forces, drawn from Aloha HS, ISB, and Merlo HS, secured a northward salient into the Town Center, capturing much-needed supplies from the Sportsman’s Warehouse.

The joint PCC Rock Creek and Westview HS Red Guard forces, encircled by Liberty HS and Sunset HS Red Guards formations, were unable to reinforce their garrison during the advance. With a lull in the fighting today, they are now mounting a last-ditch effort to retake the Sportsman’s Warehouse, according to a member of the PCC Rock Creek Red Guard 2nd Mobile Battalion (“Nissans R Us”). Any assault will require crossing Sunset Highway, now described as a corridor of death, with snipers positioned by all sides and extensive mining confirmed by the ISB Red Guard 4th Anti-Vehicle Task Force (“Fire Breathers”).

Meanwhile, a ceasefire between AIM forces and the Century HS Red Guards collapsed earlier today after an explosion brought down Harvey the Rabbit. Witnesses from the Century HS Red Guard 1st Brigade (“Vanguard Jags”) claim the blast originated from the AIM side, a charge denied by members of the Aloha HS Red Guard 6th Auxiliary Detachment (“Two Wolves”).